Forget reddit, what's the dumbest shit you've heard on *this* website?

Thread title. What is the dumbest shit you heard a fellow dramanaut say (and who said it?)

The ones I fondly remember are Ninjjer's 'I hate that the term p-dophile is starting to get used to refer to people attracted to children as opposed to child male feminists' and Salvador's 'The international elite and banks know that Ukraine won't last long in the war because McDonalds sold off their assets in Russia to their regional manager and will buy them back for pennies once the war ends '(both of these examples being paraphrased, I don't remember the exact wording)

Carp's opinions on movies come dangerously close too.

I'm sure there's more but none come to mind at the moment. What are some that you remember? Bonus points for linking to the actual thread

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Salvador claiming he supports russia invading Ukraine and killing anyone inhabiting it because itll alow him to make "property investments" for cheap when get leaves school.

I'm convinced hes a gimmick account because no one is this full of themselves and r-slurred. :marseyxd:

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he argues with @Bussy-boy too often to be a real person :marseypennyboo:

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I hate him because he is a literal vatnik and he makes fun of Ukrainians for looking like monkeys when I have never once seen a Russian look like a human

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!friendsofbussy-boy bussyboy confirmed rusophobe

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I love Ukrainians! The only problem is they are stupid and they don't like to eat eggs before they go to the bathroom because the shit they will produce is extremely difficult to clean from the bathroom.

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:marseynotes:

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I think it was @Grue who suggested that women should have rights or something. Can you imagine?

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rdrama's views on gun ownership are a bit r-slurred. Everyone gets hillbilly af whenever the topic comes up and get genuinely triggered if you suggest that the local chavs probably shouldn't have such an easy ability to kill at distance. I wonder where that one comes from because it goes beyond just the typical reddit contrarianism.

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there's a total lack of trust among gun owners that compromise is possible at all. concessions made in the past have only encouraged further encroachment and if you ask the average anti-gun voter or politician what their optimal level of gun rights is the answer is none. if an assault weapons ban were passed today :marseyslipperyslope: the rhetoric would immediately shift to what a massive issue handgun crime is :marseynooticeglow: and once assault handguns are banned they'll find an excuse to move on to assault shotguns and assault sniper rifles :marseyslipperyslope2: until there's nothing left.

local chavs probably shouldn't have such an easy ability to kill at distance.

if someone asked me if i supported more mental health screening for gun purchases, i have to say no - not because i want lunatics buying guns, but because the mental health industry is staffed full of people who don't think anybody should have guns and would see it as their moral imperative to stop as many gun purchases as possible.

most gun policy is like that. there's usually some compromise position that i would hypothetically agree with, if i had any confidence that i wouldn't get stabbed in the back by an immediate push to "meet us in the middle" once again

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IMO it stems from a hatred of what is perceived to be paternalism from the pro gun control side. I think a lot of people who are perceived to be contrarians basically don't like moralizing busy bodies and do not want them to be in charge of what they can and cannot do.

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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The problem is gun control people don't care about the poor "chavs" (keep yourself safe for being British) and do nothing to stop their ownership of guns. In fact it is already illegal for the gross majority of them to have guns. In fact California decriminalized owning a stolen gun while making owning a normal AR a felony.

If current gun laws aren't being used to stop criminals why would gun owners support more rules?

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Only land owners can have guns sounds like a good compromise

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Should also be able to prove you had s*x with at least 3 different people (preferrably with references) to filter out the incel shooters

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Incels don't own land either. They are either NEETs living with their parents or work a low level wagie job and live with two other roomates.

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Words words words :marseywords:

There is literally no argument against requiring you to show your s*x license before buying a gun

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Keep yourself safe

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only treating land owners as people is a core part of the constitution in spirit, poors are not people

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The Constitution is for all, get r*ped fsggot

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That would be against constitution

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The Constitution is for people, not rentoids

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Because local chavs arent shooting people. Look at who is committing violence in your country. I dont want to give up my right to defend myself because black people can't stop murdering each other. That shit wouldn't change with or without guns.

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2A is for everyone you fricking commie bastard gun grabber. That's what the Constitution is for

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@kaamrev's opinions on europe

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Jesus, that @MarseyIsMyWaifu guy sounds like an incel

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i swear i've seen a kiwifarmer say something like that :marseyxd:

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He could be joking, but :marseysmirk2:

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i swear that i thought it was him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17220871183977695.webp

but i definitely wasnt using KF in 2017 and i dont think it's the same obsidian he was talking about

but i swear i've seen a kiwifarmer talk about using some notebook shit to track lolcows

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Christ denial, advocacy for murder of unborn children, Euros being allowed to post

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Small peepees are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3c" hehe <del> peepee-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when peepee-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa</del>!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~peepee-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・

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:marseyconcerned#:

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