Nearly three years ago @SomeGayFurry wrote Schizoid does meth and posts 100,000 words about how video game characters talk about a schizo Redditor who's interested in analysing patterns in pop culture.

What's interesting about /u/Smack-works is that Redditors fricking love his gigantic nonsensical essays and tell him things like:

Mate you should get this published in an academic journal

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First of all I just love the energy inherent in an undertaking like this. Your post is massive, and...

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this is the most intensely organized, well-thought-out and compelling tolkien post i have ever seen.

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This feels like one of those academic efforts that's just so self-defining that it's basically irrefutable. I think this is an example of humans being good at finding signal in noise.

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This post is so brilliant, it deserves more attention.

This is a good example of how dumb Redditors truly are - they believe that because a post is long and looks complicated then it must be very intelligent and automatically correct. /u/poppinkream syndrome (he's working overtime at the moment btw. He disappeared for months but now it's election season so he's spewing his gigantic sourced anti-Trump essays far and wide. Don't forget that he's Canadian).

Anyway back to /u/Smack-works. I'll not quote any of his posts, you just need to click and read the tens of thousands of words of absolute nonsense that he's written and then check the comments to see all of the compliments thrown his way. Some choice posts:

• Hades: speech patterns of all characters analysis +544 on /r/HadesTheGame

• The Lord of the Rings books dialogue patterns of 28 characters +388 on /r/tolkienfans - he loves "dialogue patterns of n characters" posting and there are a lot in his post history, covering subjects such as Doctor Who, The Batman and Pirates of the Caribbean.

• Frozen chars dialogue patterns +33 on /r/Frozen - for some reason he sees a lot in common between Harry Potter's Snape and Frozen's Elsa and discusses them in multiple other posts including Uniqueness of Harry, Hermione and Snape