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as a rightoid the last few days here were the biggest own for me thus far

Seeing the absolute r-sluration of the terminally online low IQ consumeproductcels (the abbreviation as CP seems a freudian slip on their part) has been a bigger own of me and what I believe in than any of the stupid shit pizza posts to get him through the day. The fact people genuinely this r-slurred are what people think of when they imagine rightoids is just a nightmare.

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Confronting how fricking dumb the people on your own side of the political spectrum really are, that’s just proof that God wants you to convert to drama.

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Being a gigar-slur is a core belief of the rightoid, how was this a shock to you? Yes I wonder, what could that possibly mean you are? :thinking: :thinking: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

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Good news. @Goyimunited88 was just me in a bedsheet!

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Lies!

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Implying Nazi LARPers are rightoids

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... yep.

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this isn’t drama. no1curr, any slightly popular political ideology will have 90iq r-slurs jump onto it. There are batshit insane Kantians, schizo anprims, boomer insane rambling defense hawks, etc. the existence of them shouldn’t make you not be whatever any more than the existence of stupid people makes you want to not like every person

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.win is just r/politics + SRD + topminds of the right

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as a rightoid

You're not right-wing

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Are they really rightoids though? They're more about socialism and state control for white boys. doubt they'd argree much with Hayek and Buckley.

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Yup. The best feat of The Left has been their arbitrary left-right dichotomy. As if national socialism and communism would be at opposite ends. Those two are essentially butt buddies.

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You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.

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Rightoids are mostly found on the far ends of the bell curve.

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I agree theirs actually many of the largest geniuses on the far right like me. Look at the lowest demographic that took the vax people with phds and Christian Africans

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as a rightoid

The solutions for such disorders? Frontal lobotomy.

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Pinkies get the rope.

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You say that yet you don't make it happen, curious.

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Yeh but I think it's good that there are levels to the right so you can still differentiate between conservatives, alt right and unironic nazis.

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Imagine being a glorified redditor and claiming to be a rightoid. We all know it's miles of peepee and gallons of c*m for that lot, so no use lying. And we KNOW you are Lying: REAL rightoids hide their shame in truck stop bathrooms.

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Is the c*m hat guy supposed to be Anthony Cumia?

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Thought for sure ol' Benny would have that mf labelled 3 or 4 times, but newp.

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woah guys I had no idea rightoids were r-slurred :marseyshook: :marseygasp:

:marseylaugh:

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Owning up to when ur side is full of fricking idiots is Based. :)

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Why yes, my side is full of r-slurs, but I support the differently abled and accept them as comrades all the same.

:marseygigachad: :marseyfrozenpat:

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Yeah. I'm a leftoid. Have you seen our side lately? There's no shortage of r-slurs over here either


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I feel like the rightoids are somewhat absolved for eventually blaming the supernatural. They were never going to find visible confirmation of the leftist-evil they expect to see, because it doesn’t exist. It’s why “communist Biden” assumes the same SPOOOKY form: they’re both invisible monsters. I find it more reassuring their eyes were still working even if their brain wasn’t.

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Based Centrism is the only sensible approach. But then both the Leftoids and the Rightoids make fun of you.

That's why I prefer Radical Centrism, where you use the Leftoids to totally annihilate the 7% of Rightoids who cause you stress, and then you use the Rightoids to totally slaughter the 7% of Leftoids who aggravate your anxiety. It involves a lot of alts and periodically switching sides and from an outside perspective it makes your political positions look schizophrenic and crazy, but once people glom on to the fact that your only real political position is "frick up anyone who interferes with your Plan" then they inevitably recognize you as the based chad that you are.

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Or play their part in the situation

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First smart thing I've read on this site

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Honestly leftoids are more willing to criticize other leftoids. It’s partly due to infighting but rightoids never post drama from their own demographics. I suppose it’d require actually reading MAGA twitter and Jack Prostate or whatever his name is but i’d like if rightoids did that more often. Leftoids ironically produce more for the drama ecosystem

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rightoids never post drama from their own demographics

They do, but it's consigned to really esoteric parts of the right

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I don't find it very true lately that leftoids are criticizing each other. The far left tears itself and moderates apart about minutae while agreeing on overall themes of demonizing businesses, the rich, mayos (this last one is a good thing though). The more concerning theme is that the "moderate left" gaslights everyone for the benefit of the far left. Take Defund the Police for example. The moderate left tries to sanewash it by saying it's really just about focusing funding mental health services, etc. But really the people who made that phrase and a significant chunk of those repping it want to abolish the police, think stealing is fine, that ""lives>property"", etc.

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All the different variants of lefties hate each other (if I were a normal one I'd hate tankies too, probably even more than I do as someone in the centre) and it's great for drama. Plus there's tiers to how smug you get to be depending on if you've read theory or w/e and that makes for good drama between internet leftists vs people that actually live in socialist countries.

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Tankies I honestly like more than democrat-licking liberals. Tankies are weirdly charming in their honesty and how pissed off they are at the system. Why not talk about putting capitalists against the wall and talking about Bernie being a centrist at best. I prefer it over constantly making excuses for a group of p-dophiles who kill black people because the other side is also p-dophiles who kill slightly more black people

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tankies never post their L’s since their isnt really any communist countries left.

there arent really any more L’s to take.

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Thats true

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Leftoid in the streets, homo-fash natural male hierarchy TPE lifestyle in the sheets.

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Word of advice to the consumeproduct guys. The traditional values you keep harping about aren't the problem, the pious cute twinkry in which you espouse them is.

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I'm not sure they have values so much as they just really, really want to live in a Thomas Kinkade painting.

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Daily reminder that traditional valued cannot exist under capitalism for more than 10-ish years at a time.

ConsumeProductcels should consider being unironic NazBols instead

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They're not already?

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They hate gommunism

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Oh had it backwards

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Real.

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I kind of imagine a lot of people had similar feels watching all the kekistan tier shit of the past few years

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Yea like imagine if i was still watching anti sjws when sargon ran for office id feel like a tit

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Nice name drop but I was watching Barbarossa do his take on destiny child don t need no man on that stranded island video takes before Sargon had a face

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This here. This is the most gloriously neurodivergent cringe that was born out of the Maga / warriors of kekistan generation. It's all there in a single one minute video. This was often posted unironically on the Donald subreddit.


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I'm still confused as to how they love JFK and think he's a conservative.

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Lol I know. I think the narrative is that JFK and JFK jr were offed by the “deep state” for knowing too much.

Also Putin is a champion of western values and freedom somehow.


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The CIA unironically played a part in the JFK assassination

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Many such cases.


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Russia has wheat fields. White girls run bare feet through wheat fields.

  

Any questions?

  

:#marseyreich:

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How do I get me one of these wheat fields…?

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Jihad.

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Are you drunk? Lol. You’re behaving odder than normal.


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:marseydisagree:

   

Odd how?


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White womyn running barefoot in Russian wheat fields and then an SS nazi marsey doesn’t parse with me but I’m not as brown as you are.

Shouldn’t you be shining your bronze statues of 20 armed elephant goddesses right now?


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In Speer's book, at the end, he talks about how Hitler's seething about the German people failing him, gives the order to destroy critical infra and factories and says that in the clash between the races the easterners have proven to be superior and thus the Germans must accept what is to come(Rationale for destroying shit that'd be necessary for the plebs to survive after the surrender). This was supposedly his trigger to start betraying Hitler, he went around and countermanded that order.

          

Could've all been fanfiction, I take any high level German official talking about how evil and crazy Hitler was with a few kgs of salt. But if he wasn't lying, yeah. A true Hitlerite should believe that the Russians are the master race and all that. I choose to believe it was true because my fellow r1as all rock and r1bs deserve to be bullied.

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Kekistan was more palateable for me because it was clearly all teenagers who are mostly normal now

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Yeah but the fact that the zoomers who started the meme were the ones who began unironically LARPing it makes it even more pathetic.

They knew it was a joke from the start and then they smugly circlejerked themselves until they got delusional and started LARPing.

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Oh please, zoomers didn't start the whole Pepe thing. You don't even recognize the handiwork of your fellow dramautists? Sad!

Just because dramautists have the emotional development of a zoomer doesn't mean that they are zoomers. Know the difference!

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:marseycope:

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Lol imagine feeling anything from words on a screen

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Imagine feeling anything. That’s fricking gay.

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Look at this cute twink who doesn’t read Jodi Picoult novels on their Kindle Fire.


:#marseyastronaut:

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unironic rightoid

dramautists posting their Ls

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Many such cases. SAD!

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