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EFFORTPOST Since literally no one cares enough to make a thread about this, Concord, AKA ResetEra: the Game, possibly one of the biggest financial flops in media history, and the peak of the corporate genderslop religion that has plagued Western media for the past decade, had a peak of 697 players, lower than Suicide Squad, Redfall, LOTR Gollum, games from 30 years ago, shitty indie hentai games, bear in mind that Sony spent 300 MILLION USD and 8 YEARS on this slopcore masterpiece! :marseydarkxd:

Not kidding: I was reading about this game on various websites but.... this is all so fricking boring, dull, soulless.... just repugnant to look at, to the extent that I even got bored of the meta-drama surrounding it, and got distracted by other topics, so the threads and stuff that I am about to link here are already inactive because of this.

Either way, this game looks ugly, talks ugly, smells ugly, sjws pwned ebic style wokes on suicide watch total chud victory yadda yadda blah blah I do not even have the energy or enthusiasm to explain this shit, even redditors are pooping on the game and the trend of intentionally ugly character designs in Western games, but religiously proclaim "not to offend certain people, but...." first in order to not be excommunicated as a heretic. :marseysleep:

Sony deserves a prize for making something so uninteresting that even its critics are getting bored of criticizing it!, it is bad even from a "so bad its good" or "play it ironically" perspectives, even /r/GamingCirclejerk is finding it difficult to defend something that everyone except r-slurs on ResetEra liked, the image in the OP is the only meme fanart that I was able to find, but other than that, there is nothing of a community for this game, no fanart, no memes, no soyjaks, just nothing special. :marseyitsallsotiresome:


Random images and memes blah blah:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724558102024885.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245581017505662.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724558103913564.webp

https://preview.redd.it/3td1yeue6mkd1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=829841e1c41304f06ddac7fcf25ffd902dcc3e7d

Here is your team of badass and sexy heroes, what happens when you put ResetEra r-slurs in corporate positions:

R-slurred dev :sneedchad: and pisses off even fellow r-slurs who are being sympathetic towards zxim:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724558103305833.webp

https://steamdb.info/app/2443720/charts/


ResetEra cultists religiously praise the clergy of their religion no matter the cost:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245583866276636.webp

https://www.resetera.com/threads/concord-debuts-on-steam-with-600-player-ccu.962340/ !ranchers


GamingCirclejerk begins turbocope mode, they now agree that the game is utter dogshit, but not for the reasons that le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders think:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1f06a0u/i_hate_that_i_agree_with_people_that_most_concord/


When you do not win money your performative bullshit dies down: Sony removed and blacklisted the "LGBTQIAP2SBIPOC+" and "Political" tags on Steam to avoid getting filtered by le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVuyY28XMAA0ctM?format=jpg&name=medium https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVuyY22XkAEp3hz?format=jpg&name=900x900


The logical conclusion to the Tumblr-BIPOC-Fatoid-ResetEra-MenDrawingWomen character design: Their characters are so repulsive that Concord has probably broke the record of the first AAA game by a big publisher in history to have ABSOLUTELY NO RULE 34 ART OF IT, A DAY AFTER ITS RELEASE, WOKEOIDS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PULLED WHAT ANTI-PORN CHRISTIANS COULDN'T :marseydarkxd: :marseycoomer2genocide:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVtogJ5X0AACeWj?format=jpg&name=medium

Streams of Diddy Kong Racing has more viewers than Copecord streams! TOTAL MONKE VICTORY! :donkeykongdance: :diddykongboombox: :donkeykongchestbeat: :donkeykongbass: :donkeykongdance2:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVsCPiJbYAA7cFp?format=jpg&name=medium

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Doom, a game from 31 years ago, running on a dogshit Steam port, also has more players than Coomcord :doomdad: :marseycacodemon:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245581015396314.webp


KotakuinAutism declares total chud victory on the same day as the 10th anniversary of the sub :chudjakdancing: :chudcelebrate:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f0h6xf/how_important_is_sex_appeal_in_a_game_genre/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f0m4cw/the_way_the_gaming_media_is_downplaying_how/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f05cj8/congratulations_to_the_lord_of_the_rings_gollum/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f05xjh/the_pitiful_state_of_woke_companies_and_medias/


/v/ threads:

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686594840

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686591018

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686562214

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686582367

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686615024

!g*mers !chuds Discuss woke game cringe, fatoids cringe, go woke go broke, yadda yadda, I am going to sleep after a rough day, God bless yxll :marseysleep:

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ABSOLUTELY NO RULE 34 ART OF IT, A DAY AFTER ITS RELEASE

Not gonna lie this is probably even more telling of its unpopularity than anything else

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I'm trying to imagine porn with any of these, and I'm shuddering so hard right now.

The black woman in grey with the goggles is the best of the lot. How the heck did they make the costumes look so ugly?

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If you give an artist, any artist, free reign they'll come up with something more interesting than what you see in this game. Someone had to repeatedly insist on everything being toned down and featureless to get a result this bland.

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Probably was some women :marseyblops2chadcel2: who looks like this telling them to make everyone :marseynorm: ugly

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17246353146857219.webp

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Part of it is this ugly costume color choices. Yellow and oranges with browns, bright colors paired with ugly dusty tans and greys or muted sea foam green…

It's almost intentionally uglified. And stupidly so. If you want players to accept untraditional looking characters, you need to give them beautiful and interesting colors and costume design to look at to make them more likely to accept the changes. For whatever reason, this went the opposite direction.

Did nobody in their entire design department study color theory? Or have eyes? :marseyfashion:

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Did nobody in their entire design department study color theory? Or have eyes? :marseyfashion:

No they studied it and rejected it for some r-slurred hyper individualist reason ("meh subjective buuutea!")

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"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,"β€”that is all

    Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. -Keats
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Color theory is a cis hetero white supremacist construct that erases indigenous, black and lgbtq perspectives bigot.

:#marseyindignantturn:

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Ironically, indigenous and folk art often employs great color theory :marseyhmm:

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Their cultures are less removed from the time when you could club someone to death for offending your eyes.

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I remember the last season of Samurai jack had rule34 being published as each new ep aired. Pervs were literally drawing as they watched.

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