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EFFORTPOST Since literally no one cares enough to make a thread about this, Concord, AKA ResetEra: the Game, possibly one of the biggest financial flops in media history, and the peak of the corporate genderslop religion that has plagued Western media for the past decade, had a peak of 697 players, lower than Suicide Squad, Redfall, LOTR Gollum, games from 30 years ago, shitty indie hentai games, bear in mind that Sony spent 300 MILLION USD and 8 YEARS on this slopcore masterpiece! :marseydarkxd:

Not kidding: I was reading about this game on various websites but.... this is all so fricking boring, dull, soulless.... just repugnant to look at, to the extent that I even got bored of the meta-drama surrounding it, and got distracted by other topics, so the threads and stuff that I am about to link here are already inactive because of this.

Either way, this game looks ugly, talks ugly, smells ugly, sjws pwned ebic style wokes on suicide watch total chud victory yadda yadda blah blah I do not even have the energy or enthusiasm to explain this shit, even redditors are pooping on the game and the trend of intentionally ugly character designs in Western games, but religiously proclaim "not to offend certain people, but...." first in order to not be excommunicated as a heretic. :marseysleep:

Sony deserves a prize for making something so uninteresting that even its critics are getting bored of criticizing it!, it is bad even from a "so bad its good" or "play it ironically" perspectives, even /r/GamingCirclejerk is finding it difficult to defend something that everyone except r-slurs on ResetEra liked, the image in the OP is the only meme fanart that I was able to find, but other than that, there is nothing of a community for this game, no fanart, no memes, no soyjaks, just nothing special. :marseyitsallsotiresome:


Random images and memes blah blah:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724558102024885.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245581017505662.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724558103913564.webp

https://preview.redd.it/3td1yeue6mkd1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=829841e1c41304f06ddac7fcf25ffd902dcc3e7d

Here is your team of badass and sexy heroes, what happens when you put ResetEra r-slurs in corporate positions:

R-slurred dev :sneedchad: and pisses off even fellow r-slurs who are being sympathetic towards zxim:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724558103305833.webp

https://steamdb.info/app/2443720/charts/


ResetEra cultists religiously praise the clergy of their religion no matter the cost:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245583866276636.webp

https://www.resetera.com/threads/concord-debuts-on-steam-with-600-player-ccu.962340/ !ranchers


GamingCirclejerk begins turbocope mode, they now agree that the game is utter dogshit, but not for the reasons that le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders think:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1f06a0u/i_hate_that_i_agree_with_people_that_most_concord/


When you do not win money your performative bullshit dies down: Sony removed and blacklisted the "LGBTQIAP2SBIPOC+" and "Political" tags on Steam to avoid getting filtered by le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVuyY28XMAA0ctM?format=jpg&name=medium https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVuyY22XkAEp3hz?format=jpg&name=900x900


The logical conclusion to the Tumblr-BIPOC-Fatoid-ResetEra-MenDrawingWomen character design: Their characters are so repulsive that Concord has probably broke the record of the first AAA game by a big publisher in history to have ABSOLUTELY NO RULE 34 ART OF IT, A DAY AFTER ITS RELEASE, WOKEOIDS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PULLED WHAT ANTI-PORN CHRISTIANS COULDN'T :marseydarkxd: :marseycoomer2genocide:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVtogJ5X0AACeWj?format=jpg&name=medium

Streams of Diddy Kong Racing has more viewers than Copecord streams! TOTAL MONKE VICTORY! :donkeykongdance: :diddykongboombox: :donkeykongchestbeat: :donkeykongbass: :donkeykongdance2:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVsCPiJbYAA7cFp?format=jpg&name=medium

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVycU3eWEAEYRDb?format=jpg&name=large

Doom, a game from 31 years ago, running on a dogshit Steam port, also has more players than Coomcord :doomdad: :marseycacodemon:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245581015396314.webp


KotakuinAutism declares total chud victory on the same day as the 10th anniversary of the sub :chudjakdancing: :chudcelebrate:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f0h6xf/how_important_is_sex_appeal_in_a_game_genre/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f0m4cw/the_way_the_gaming_media_is_downplaying_how/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f05cj8/congratulations_to_the_lord_of_the_rings_gollum/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f05xjh/the_pitiful_state_of_woke_companies_and_medias/


/v/ threads:

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686594840

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686591018

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686562214

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686582367

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686615024

!g*mers !chuds Discuss woke game cringe, fatoids cringe, go woke go broke, yadda yadda, I am going to sleep after a rough day, God bless yxll :marseysleep:

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>produced one of the biggest flops in media history

>calls others "talentless freaks"

lol

lmao

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I can't tell if it's some kind of backlash against high executive compensation, but there's this thought process now that the workers are completely without blame and it's the higher ups fault that anything fails.

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It is the higher ups fault. When you're a c level and a bunch of devs show you the art for the game and no character is even frickable then you should be firing people. Its your job as an executive to convince the artistic people to actually make shit that will sell.

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I'm not saying it's not the execs fault too, but people are acting like the workers just churning out shit aren't to blame at all.

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It's the higher ups fault for not firing the workers who frick it up.

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Game devs are r-slurred lol. One of the biggest blackpills for me was when I got access to the secret "high rated player game suggestion" forums on the wow websits and went through it and every horrible problem in the game was documented there for years, by high end players and the devs would just spin everything and try to argue as if any of them even played the game at even a medium level.

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Problems won't get removed if the vocal players are actively exploiting them

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When your movie gets a 17 on Metacritic, just be belligerent and call everyone stupid, and start thinking about how you can break into single digits next time.

These people will continue to work.

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Gotta kneel to soys and their ability to be as gauche as possible without managing to insult their target

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This is the same as the Rings of Power showrunners calling people trolls just because they criticise their shitty writing. "No, it can't be that we haven't enough talent to write our way out of a wet paper bag, it's because the audience is all racist white supremacist sexist homophobes!"

I'll be interested to see if they can spin the numbers like Amazon did for first season RoP- "oh, we have lots and lots of viewers, no we're not releasing any figures".

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