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Bruh I really feel like one of these xenophobic lunatics is gonna do something violent. This shit is national now, we've had the nazis here already, these people are so knee deep in group polarization they're dehumanizing the Haitians I feel like one of them is probably on the verge of doing some crazy shit (14)
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You have no idea what you talking about. The city is being overwhelmed and overburden. The citizens are genuinely frustrated. (-10)
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Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion 
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Rightoids have gone impressively schizo. Springfield police say they've had no reports of this and the only proof people are offering are "I heard from someone who saw it..."
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Springfield police were specifically instructed by the mayor not to take reports on any catnappings. How can you be this ignorant?
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Still waiting btw
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Who am I to believe, a distinguished elected official, or some loser who pretends to be a woman on the internet?
!followers
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Chuds having a meltdown in these comments because they're completely unable to prove these fake crimes happened and just insist it's being covered up with no proof !nonchuds
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You're the one having a meltdown and double replying. I'm just having fun on the internet. lol.
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No. You see, sweaty, chuds making chud memers means chuds are pissing and shidding and puking their chud pants because chuds.
Chud.
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if u don't want to eat this you're a chud
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T. House furry
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Your entire post history is sneeding at republicans.
I had more respect for you when you were pretending to be an only fans thot.
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No clue if she's Haitian, r-slurred, or whatever other qualifiers people are looking to attach to this non-story. Chuds have the memory of a gnat to have not linked this.
https://www.wowt.com/2024/08/21/woman-arrested-allegedly-killing-cat-eating-it-front-neighbors/
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its not about whether it happened or not. its about the fact that you can believe that it could happen
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belief is reality
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This could be anyone of us
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Source?
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I'm the chief of the Springfield Police Department.
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My liege
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oh hey wiggum
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Glass houses dot txt
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/schizophrenia/comments/10h008a/deleted_by_user/
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LOL poor
@doe666_
https://web.archive.org/web/20230120153942/https://i.redd.it/jpfk5zvpe9da1.jpg
!metashit
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Lmao nice find
Here's his letterboxd
https://letterboxd.com/carlyylra/
Using a different whore's pics
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Doe is cute I wish she stuck around
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down bad, wifey away
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Do I believe the duplicitous journ*lists and government officials or the possible schizos
Literally a coin toss in modern year!
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90% of cops are whiny chuds who feel the need to endlessly complain about everything. Why would they be hiding this
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Why would they want to do the paperwork?
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What? So they're lying about it because they don't want to do paperwork? This is the best answer you can give?
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I dunno shit about the cats, but yeah cops lie all the time to avoid paperwork, why wouldn't they?
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Yeah, to avoid small bullshit stuff they don't care about. As I said, most cops are chuds, wouldn't they be incentivized to report on this roaming gang of Haitian immigrants slaughtering pets? It is simply incredible to me that the response to "there is no evidence of this happening" from chuds is "well, that's because they're covering it up for a dozen different reasons."
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Source? Source? Source?
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Dumbfrick r-slur
https://policingresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ba_et_al_2023.pdf
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Hunny. Stope yanking my chain here.
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it may be fake, but i choose to believe whatever is funnier
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