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Bruh I really feel like one of these xenophobic lunatics is gonna do something violent. This shit is national now, we've had the nazis here already, these people are so knee deep in group polarization they're dehumanizing the Haitians I feel like one of them is probably on the verge of doing some crazy shit (14)
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You have no idea what you talking about. The city is being overwhelmed and overburden. The citizens are genuinely frustrated. (-10)
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But the police haven't had any reports of lost cats
How many people do you think call emergency services to report a lost pet?
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It's true because there's no evidence against it libtard
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surely they'd at least report it to a shelter, right? like in case the cat got out and the shelter picked them up.
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Mmm "shelter" and "police" are not similar enough for a Politifact sniff test
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sure, politifact might not take it bc they're r-slurred, but shouldn't there be some elevated reports of missing pets?
remember that time we made up that furry crossword puzzle and claimed it was used in schools, which whipped a bunch of r-slurs into a frenzy? and we sat back and laughed at the r-slurs "haha what idiots obviously it's not real"?
seems familiar
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You never do
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Africans kill and eat body parts of albino children....how would this be a shock that there might be people that would eat random animals...
I don't condone it, but if my family was starving...we are eating whatever I catch and cook...
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The police hasn't heard any reports of eaten cats either (which would be illegal), yet somehow every 5 seconds of fame r-slur has a story now
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"nobody called it in" is not the same as "we didn't immediately dismiss the report".
Police can decide whether or not to act on a call for minor crimes like this.
Like, the vast majority of "reckless driver" calls just get an "ok, thanks for your call" and maybe a quick "hey keep an eye out for a black Nissan driving like shit". But, sometimes they'll actually try and contact the owner of the reckless car.
I know the example kinda went the opposite direction, but sue me. Most driving calls are ignored despite it involving illegal acts, so it's not impossible for police to ignore "stolen cat" calls
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