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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

It's so hilarious to me the whole idea of it. Frick it let's just do porn for this issue.

Not even related to sports at all. And they have these on the magazine racks at stores like come on you gonna put the porn out like that for everyone to see. :marseycoomer2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483836761723.webp

This is THE COVER of the magazine for the SWIMSUIT EDITION.

SHE ISN'T EVEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT. Kate Upton just has her tiddies out and is covering with her hand. What even is this? :marseyxd:

Boner Killer Alert


2024 is weak though they are all wearing dresses and not even sexy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726848383860515.webp

Or this one:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726848384088059.webp


Best

Rookie Kate Upton was the best imo. She is the queen of SI swimsuit edition:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483843329592.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483845949194.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483848035061.webp

Peep the second image with the clams covering her tataas. Mmmmm.

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If your goal is fatass acceptance, why not actually make fat chicks LOOK HOT??? Let's compare the top example of 2017 lady holding her breasts to mrs 2024:

2017:

  • Naked body ordained in jewelry that accentuates her form while clearly indicating she's kitty-out naked. Underboob. Neutral, inviting expression.

  • Inviting, contrasting colors in thumbnail view. The sun-kissed woman's skin contrasts against a the blue waters of a beach.

  • If you paint bucket tool silhouette her, you can clearly see her sensual form and pose even in only two colors.

2024:

  • Unappealing brown swimsuit, confused facial expression (?), globohomo insta-slop makeup.

  • No clear focal point that your eyes are drawn to.

Like come on, the chubby lovers can clearly produce appealing images, and if your amerimutt agenda is to brainwash people into thinking fat women are hot, wouldn't it make sense to ACTUALLY MAKE THEM HOT too?

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