It's so hilarious to me the whole idea of it. Frick it let's just do porn for this issue.
Not even related to sports at all. And they have these on the magazine racks at stores like come on you gonna put the porn out like that for everyone to see. 
This is THE COVER of the magazine for the SWIMSUIT EDITION.
SHE ISN'T EVEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT. Kate Upton just has her tiddies out and is covering with her hand. What even is this? 
Boner Killer Alert
2024 is weak though they are all wearing dresses and not even sexy
Or this one:
Best
Rookie Kate Upton was the best imo. She is the queen of SI swimsuit edition:
Peep the second image with the clams covering her tataas. Mmmmm.
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Those kate upton leaks THOOOOO
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in middle school i was busting like 5-10 nutes a day over that shit
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I started masturbating in 4th grade buddy before I could even c*m. I would literally orgasm without shooting loads, it didn't even feel good. I only started masturbating because my neighbor friend (same age) was asking me what it was because we were watching southpark. Then when I got back to my house I looked up what masturbating was and tried to figure out how to do it. I literally eas tugging on my shit for like 2 hours until I figured it out. Idek why I was so focused I was just like how tf do I do this shit.
I was also super racist back then with my friends and glorify the KKK calling black people in our class BIPOCs. It was mostly my friends, even one time I remember my friend like deadass questioned me if I was really racist because he thought i was faking it and wanted to make sure i was really racist and not a poser.
I also got in trouble like weird type of trouble like police were chatting with me because I was "sexually harrassing" a girl in the 5th grade. Like they prevented me from going to the bathroom at the same time as the other kids, I had to walk 10 feet behind the other kids. I am not even lyying about that part. Shit I still think about that. I missed like 40 days that year because frick that.
Neighbor that shit really pissed me off, because our whole class was dirty asl saying shit. But I got picked out even though we had kids saying shit about getting their peepees sucked or sleeping with girls. Made me feel ashamed for literally nothing, like I wasn't even sexually harassing her like both the girls I was talking too were both laughing and one of them even said "we aren't gonna tell on you because you are so funny". I think even my teacher felt bad because she realized I got ostracized for nothing and the funny thing is the girl who told on me apologized later the next year. I am not even mad at her I am made the principle who legit had it out to get me he was like an ex cop and even like shaked me one time LOL because I called him a cute twink or something. I would literally tear into that neighbor frick him. I called the new school he worked at and told them he touched kids lol frick that neighbor man.
I am dead serious, its weird looking back. I also got in trouble for saying the principle teebags kids to my friend as a joke. The goody two shoes mid in my class is who I told the joke too and he was howlingbwith laughter. By like 3rd grade we already got him to start saying frick and b-word and shit even BIPOC. He was cool though, big into football.
This was all in elementary school. I probably remember elementary school better than I remember anything else. I got in trouble so much but was on A game for socials.
I could tell a million difgerent stories about elementaey school. Probably won't believe me, but this is like serious. I cam't tell anyone in real life because they look at me weird.
i needed to get that shit out. I got in trouble so much in elementary school. I went to the principle like 10-20 times a year usually over bullshit. I never even got (out of schoo) suspended except i bullied a kid or they said i did, but i wasn't ringleader it was another dude frick you frick you frick you, making me writing an essay for bullying cute twink c*nt i am gonna send more fake shit to that principle he is such a cute twink.
like honestly, dead butt if I ever see that guy again I am gonna stomp on his head. he was such a low self esteem loser. he called me into his office and gave my iss because he thought he heard me insuly him even thought i didn't insult him that time. after he gave me iss i did though. i also wrote on the tables shit about him i can't remember exactly what i put.
weirdest thing is we got s*x ed in 5th grade? like the principle was their and gathered all the 5th graders and we had s*x ed. like nihga wait bro. and he was so serious about it, i kid you not one guy giggled and the principle screamed at him and kicked him out the room and gave him iss. fricking white BIPOC. the vp was an uncle tom coon who was kinda more chill but still a cute twink fricking frick that guy ia m gonna knock him out and shit down his throat.
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That degree finally paying off
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if any of people from my old class i see this shit, highly doubt it, but
dill pickle was a c*nt and i am glad that cute twink died. his brother also r*ped his younger sister hahaha you fricking b-word (him not his sister. i feel bad for his sister she was a brat but that was fricked up)
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