Chris Chan is attempting to sell burned CDs of copyrighted music for a humble $85

Real CWCheads will know that this is a throwback to the origin of Sonichu. Chris had to design a cover for a burned CD for art class or something and originally he was going to just use Pikachu, but his teacher said he couldn't use copyrighted characters so he came up with Sonichu.

And the rest is history...

Chris Chan never grew up and he still lives in the 2000s. This was a fun time in the 2000s too.

The copyright troll fears the r-slur

The one that sticks out to me is Destiny's Child.

Like what is a white tubby boy from backwater Virginia relating to with black women hip hop?

There's even a schizo/neurodivergent FAQ.

Christine (use her real name you fricking transphobic piece of shit) deserves to be left alone. You people have been torturing her for decades and what has she done? Who hasn't stalked multiple foids and r*ped their mother?

Burned ~15-25 years ago

Labelled jcwcsp

Will any of these CDs include Christian & The Hedgehog Boys?

@ChristoffWChanderson bad!

Why sell albums of music made by peons who can't even travel between worlds (albeit graced with Her scribbles), when the GODDESS has a True and Honest music album already?

His atrocious handwriting is the most annoying thing about him and that's really saying something.

Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherlovers.

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