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This right here. I've been with my partner for years. Once consent was established there's wake up blowies and sleepy slip-ins. The sneak can be hot, but only if there's an established understanding.

knowing that both of the people in this story are obese redditors :marseypuke:

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Obese redditor is redundant

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Just like saying

R-slurred peepee sucking cute twink tr00ny dramatard

@ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally

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Hey I'm only four of those things :marsey!indignant:

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im none i don't even use rdrama, i just chill watch scoobie and smoke my hookah

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my old gf was obsessed with the idea of waking up being fricked in the morning

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:#marseycoomer2:

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:#stoningbibles:

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Only haram if they weren't married and were on birth control.

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I've known girls like that, they never take into consideration that that uncomfortable stressful specific morning feel isn't the sexiest moment

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Yeah always sounds better than it is IRL

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Wouldn't say it's uncomfortable but the bad breath and smegma needs to be taken care of

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idk for me early mornings just feel like a headache waiting to happen

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Drink more water neighbor

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you're just jealous you get no sleepy slip-ins :chadsnoo:

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i would give anything for a sleepy slip-in

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can I do the slippin?

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What I'm slippin :#marseycockvore:

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Wtf

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Little do you know, a sleepy slip-in is a finger in ur butt :marseyletsgo:

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Tfw no sweepy weepy fricky wuckies

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le sexy times

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You typed this

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Obese :marseytrain2: redditors

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Mm

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Sleepy slipins are just dry humping folds

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Redditors obviously miss the point. Asking for consent is unattractive, period. Unless you are turbo neurodivergent. Nothing dries a girls kitty faster than some dude going "U-um do you give me consent to kiss you now? :marseynerd2:"

You are supposed to be able to read the room and the mood and initiate.

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Redditors obviously miss the point. Asking for consent is unattractive, period.

Agreed, you should be getting enthusiastic consent in all things. Settling for just consent is r*pe and r*pe is NOT hot.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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Wrong

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R*pe grue

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I already did. Not that fun, now used up too

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asking for consent is hot, as long as you ignore whatever she says after

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Asking for consent ruins the mood, even when she agrees. For example:

>Can I come in your kitty?

>Yes.

>It's too bad you feel that way, because I was hoping this was going to turn into a r*pe.

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You've got it backwards, you gotta go:

>Can I r*pe you?

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open your pants babygirl - Lil B

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That's not what I meant :marseypedo:

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Hey @flcl_sp do you give me consent to reply to your comment?

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Marriage is permanent consent did you know that?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268888465730655.webp

Rude. :marseymugshot:

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anyone remember that meme/shock image of the big naked santa-looking guy looming over the camera and it usually had the caption "good morning son?"

anyway that's my fantasy

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Degenerate :marseyfeminist:

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I found it https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269036867927325.webp

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Eh, less degenerate now that it's fully obvious they are both adults :marseythumbsup:

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>twink

>daddy issues

:marseymanysuchcases#:

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!reportmaxxers lots of people telling this poor Twitter user to kill themselves.

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Being targeted by so many antisemites has been a traumatizing experience :marseyscared: and only 3 of them have been chudded so far :marseyban:

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There is no way people ask every time instead of just organically fricking.

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It makes sense if you're literally neurodivergent and cannot tell whether your partner is into it or not

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That's how I read it. The comment isn't saying r*pe is ok sometimes. It's saying that asking permission instead of reading body language is lame and gay.

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Just ask permission better

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How do I get an answer when there's tape on her mouth?

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Figure out if that's terror or excitement you smell

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The tweet is absolutely saying r*pe is ok sometimes, but it's also satire/bait. Did you think a tweet by "LeMarsey" was being serious?

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Yes

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I legit am trying to think back to my younger days. I never even asked if she wanted to be fingered or groped I just did it and if she wasn't into it she would just slap my hand and I'd go make her food instead or rub her feet. It's not hard to just not use words. Literally every gf I ever had acted like this. I legit made my first gf coom on the bus ride home once because we sat in the back.

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Redditors aren't people

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Reported by:

@geese_suck your xeet is going viral!

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:#marseyconfused2:

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All PIV s*x is r*pe. Consent is impossible under patriarchy.

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>greatest rdrama engagement bait is some literal who twittoid who somehow got 200k likes

Not sure if :#marseyitsover: or :#marseywereback:

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Quick! Someone capitalize on the attention the orange cat is getting and make /r/LoveForMarsey! Epic, best bait sub idea in months!

Don't forget to post about Bardfinn, LULZ!

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redditors have the memory of a goldfish. Or maybe everyone already left

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How do they all take this at face value?

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I have an Israeli flag in my bio so they already think I'm Hitler reincarnated

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:#marseyoctopus2:

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To me, consent means being wanted. How is being an undesirable creep hot?

Chris chan is innocent. Consent means whatever you want it to :marseythumbsup:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269164543310401.webp

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LeMarsey Army has arrived!

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The height of dramatard bait in 2024

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