We're making a game where you play a courier rider in 13th century Mongolia
— Alice Ruppert ๐ด๐ฎ (@MaliceDaFirenze) September 23, 2024
No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness.
Would you play this? pic.twitter.com/NSyEOoECk4
for every comment like this, I will add one extra pronoun to the game
โ Alice Ruppert ๐ด๐ฎ (@MaliceDaFirenze) September 23, 2024
Wow what a surprise the chick who doesn't get the point of videogames is also a giga shitlib. @MarkRippetoe wonder if she's also going too frick a guy for a good review like a certain other game developer.
that makes no sense for dev resources. we'd rather focus our efforts on the features we actually WANT to add
โ Alice Ruppert ๐ด๐ฎ (@MaliceDaFirenze) September 23, 2024
This is surely how all successful Jewish lives matter games earn money right
Sounds cool, but why no combat? I don't need to be in the heart of the gameplay, but these times were dangerous. Especially if you travelled alone through wilderness
โ Piotr Gnyp (@tipheret) September 23, 2024
Because sweetie it's made by women who don't play videogames so it's Mongolian Barbie for horse girls not an actual videogame
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Because you're a fricking peasant not a merchant or warrior, you get robbed by unemployed mercenaries, you just fork it over and hope they don't stick a spear in your gut.
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!male feminists
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This game is about being a courier, not some random peasant. Couriers were important people and often had special privileges. Sending out someone with a message and the not giving them means to defend themselves is r-slurred, so it didn't happen.
BIPOC
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I'm going to deliver my nuts to your stomach, b-word
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This makes no sense unless you plan to feed qar your severed nuts
Gay and r-slurred
Possibly BIPOCish
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After a decade of grueming it gets hard to figure out what to do with all of them
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Jump-start them with car battery. Best case scenario - I'll eat them fried. Worst case, they will start working again.
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Rename your ping group to !gruemers
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!sophistry already exists and that's almost exclusively what I'd use such a ping group for
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Feel free to fellate him, but doing it for repeating my joke is a step too far
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I missed your comment.
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Grue's Strategic Severed Scrotum Reserve
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yucky
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How would that work? Want me to eat them?
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You could try but with no one to protect you during the journey your nuts will be stolen
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No you shoot them in the head and bury them in the Nevada desert
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!cuteandvalid and !r-slurs mentoond!
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Killing and mildly obstructing a courier, let alone a MONGOLIAN courier is asking for such a comically over-the-top retribution to not only you, but 3 family lines and generally anyone who ever met you.
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What if I'm already an outlaw and don't give a frick? Good luck looking for my goon cave.
Also, wild animals.
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No animals in the steppes. Mongols r*ped and ate them all.
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But that's boring, you don't have to fight to have combat, you can run away from them or stealth around or have good relations with the people to let you pass. If there's no conflict then you might as well just hook up WASD controls to google maps.
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