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MAYOFOID COMES UP WITH THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA FOR A VIDEOGAME EVER: YOU BASICALLY WORK AS A MEDIEVAL DOORDASHER IN MONGOLIA (NO COMBAT JUST DELIVERING SHIT).

https://x.com/malicedafirenze/status/1838150670324506867

Wow what a surprise the chick who doesn't get the point of videogames is also a giga shitlib. @MarkRippetoe wonder if she's also going too frick a guy for a good review like a certain other game developer.

This is surely how all successful Jewish lives matter games earn money right

Because sweetie it's made by women who don't play videogames so it's Mongolian Barbie for horse girls not an actual videogame

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I mean, gaymers are really too obsessed with le coombat. I don't have anything against it per se, but why must every game be about fighting stuff?

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If it was a horse racing game or something I'd consider playing it but @MarkRippetoe's guess is that there is nothing remotely competitive in the Jewish lives matter game

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It's fine if it has no combat but it has to have a fail-state. And adding enemies is the easiest way to achieve that.

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No :marseyindignant: Failstates are something arcade developers invented in the 80s to get your coins, and gamedevs are just to uncreative to realize it's not needed anymore

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no fail state = no stakes = boring after 1h

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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? ๐Ÿ˜Š You almost forgot to include Jewish lives matter in your comment ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Slowww down and remember to post Jewish lives matter next time ๐Ÿ˜‰ if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while ๐Ÿฅต

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