We're making a game where you play a courier rider in 13th century Mongolia
— Alice Ruppert ๐ด๐ฎ (@MaliceDaFirenze) September 23, 2024
No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness.
Would you play this? pic.twitter.com/NSyEOoECk4
for every comment like this, I will add one extra pronoun to the game
โ Alice Ruppert ๐ด๐ฎ (@MaliceDaFirenze) September 23, 2024
Wow what a surprise the chick who doesn't get the point of videogames is also a giga shitlib. @MarkRippetoe wonder if she's also going too frick a guy for a good review like a certain other game developer.
that makes no sense for dev resources. we'd rather focus our efforts on the features we actually WANT to add
โ Alice Ruppert ๐ด๐ฎ (@MaliceDaFirenze) September 23, 2024
This is surely how all successful Jewish lives matter games earn money right
Sounds cool, but why no combat? I don't need to be in the heart of the gameplay, but these times were dangerous. Especially if you travelled alone through wilderness
โ Piotr Gnyp (@tipheret) September 23, 2024
Because sweetie it's made by women who don't play videogames so it's Mongolian Barbie for horse girls not an actual videogame
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Not surprised she's currently unemployed
Jewish lives matter
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And a horse girl
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This could actually be a line in "Being a Peepeehead's Cool".
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Western horse knowledge is absolutely worthless when trying to talk about Mongolian Pony Warfare. Its why Yuropoor Steppe Civilizations got buckbroken by Mongolian Farejumpers.
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I knew this Korean when I was a kid. To preserve his anonymity we'll just call him Kim and say that he ended up being way more successful than the rest of us at everything. Anyway, he said when he was born that he had the "Mongolian blue butt". Some kind of bruising that isn't anything to worry about, just a cosmetic thing. But he said that proves you're a descendant of real Mongols, and apparently every Korean knows about this. I still to this day have no idea if this is 100% true or he was just pulling my leg.
I fricking loved that guy. Got into a slight conflict with him once because we both appreciated Persian princesses. I can't remember them anymore as well as I remember him.
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I don't even think its like a Mongolian thing that entered Korean culture but like something the Japs believed about Mongolians that somehow got passed down to the Koreans.
I think the shamans thought it was like a mark of the gods or some bullshit. Marked for greatness or something.
I knew a girl who was born with that. She is the giga-est of giga-stacies.
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No, that's 100% real. It's not bruising, just abnormal melanin. But if you don't have a fricking blue butt, you aren't a fricking rightful inheritor of the fricking mandate of heaven. !khaganate
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I thought because I was a cripple I could be like Tamerlane and kill millions of people but I can't even do that.
Oh frick I was gonna call my mom tonight and tell her how I'm doing.
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CALL YOUR fricking MOTHER, motherlover!
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I haven't killed as many people in northern Iran as I think they expected me to.
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Its okay baby, you couldn't tell which civilians were pro-Shah and anti-Shah and you weren't allowed in blasting them all and letting Allah sort them out.
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Why would you dox him like that bro?
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It's my secret way of burning him after all these years.
This guy was so nice he took me and my gf out to a pho place because I don't know to use chopsticks and I would look like an r-slur in front of her.
Mr. Kim we will settle this one day.
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how is this OK
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