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If my room ever becomes even slightly untidy my Papa will put on his Minnesota :viking: Vikings mask and "raid" my room at 4am.

Pull out drawers and dump them, rip the shelves off the walls, turn over furniture, toss the closet, etc.

I will then have exactly 24 hours to "fortify" my room (clean it) before a second raid. If it's neat and tidy I am spared. If not - it begins again.

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Except for being a Vikangs fan, this sounds incredibly based.

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He's not, it was the only Viking apparel he could find at Goodwill

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Protection racket :marseyayy:

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