Unable to load image

You get $50 for each blowjob you give, how many would you do a day? The best answers backed by both method and reasoning behind it wins!

You won't have to worry about logistics, you press an app on your phone and a random dude shows up in 2 minutes. The money is tax free. You have this deal for life, meaning you can do it every day.

You've got to swallow as part of the deal. You're not allowed to give a half-butt blowjob, the men are compelled to be honest about your effort and if you give a half-butt BJ you wont get paid. Also, the guys have HIV, as part of this deal you can get STDs.

28
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sheeet. I need $9k/month to live comfortably. $8k to skim by. fuuuck that's a lot of blowies to make muh livuhble wage.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Why do you need 9k to live in a month? Are you paying to get your peepee sucked every day?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

$1k rent

$500 grocery

$6k donation to rdrama

$500 bills

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dries, plz. My hoes need expensive gifts for the best blowies.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Thats about right for me. I live on the outskirts of Witchita, KS

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Post titties

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:c#hudette2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseymath:

:marseythonk:

:marseythonk:

:!marseyyawn:

:!marseysleep:

:!marseyshook:

:marseythonk:

:!marseycheeky:

:!marseyno:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

2.5 dudes an hour, every hour, forever

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I can do this. Ain't no mans keepin me down.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

tbh if you get the right setup you can prob do some in ur sleep

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

hallo maam i pay $40 per blowjob ok pls help me redeem maam

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:carpfisherman:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

After watching @HeyMoon eat a hamburger in two bites, this is the idea he proposed thoughts? Also !gaslighters

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Isn't he gay? Gay dudes can fit a lot into their mouths hehe


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You didn't specify location.

Move to India, outsource to jeets for $5 each.

Easy.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

darn u beat me to it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

BEAT MEAT TO IT

:soyredditsmugcomputertalking#:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17270378440055554.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You guys were getting paid?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I was paying them wtf

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

hey

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseybattered: I'll get your money I promise

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/B9eLFxt6ZwcAAAAx/you-guys.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Can I dress up as a woman?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!gaystapo !bottoms Would you suck unretractable foreskin? :marseythonk:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyindignant: I'm hot enough to be discerning about the peepees I suck

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'd consider it a public service to help with the non-medical intervention ones as part of my BJ.

...BJ would only commence after a wipe of the aforementioned hidden glands though. Not a cheese fan myself.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I like cheese :marseysniff:


:!marseybooba:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i will become the worlds next billionaire

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

THOUSAND BLOWIES A fricking DAY FOR FIFTY YEARS

HONEST WORK, GOOD PAY

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17273894474242897.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The reason I don't suck guys off for a living isn't because I wouldn't be getting as much as $50 from it...

It's cos I'm ugly :(

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:@wpat:


:!marseybooba:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17273972425976853.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

6 million

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I dont think itd be probable in 6 years

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sounds like a lot too me idk

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseybaited2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyitsbimothy3:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Not bait

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i can easily live off $250 a day so i'd just do 5 blowjobs per day, a manageable number that cuts down on jaw soreness and if you go deep enough he'll just c*m down your throat so you only taste it a little

unless this is a workweek and i only do it 5 days a week, then i'd do 10 blowjobs per day and enjoy my blowjob-free weekends

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

dramatard with the highest work ethic right here :tayclap:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseynut:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'd fulfil your button press but alas I have the unfortunate HIV status of negative

:#marseyitsover:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

2 questions

Is the peepee feminine?

What sort of fursuit are they wearing?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Let's see: with an average TtO of 15 minutes, that's 4 guys an hour. There's 24 hours a day, so approximately 96, give or take a few to rest my jaw.


:!marseybooba:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

One a day and two on weekends so I can max out my 401k for the tax savings

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Also, the guys have HIV, as part of this deal you can get STDs.

:#marseysmughips: Well if it weren't for that I'd say at least 20 per day. @Holly_Jolly_Kong would have to wax though :#marseysmug2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'd prob suck peepee till I throw up. Can you make sure the random dude is hot tho?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>found 199 coins

!friendsofkong

strags will inherit the Earth.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

found 199

:#marseywtf2: kkkong, you have to goomble :#marseyindignant: !slots199

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you owe me

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!slots420

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do we have a sense of how much time it takes for a load? If i cant do more than 2 an hour its not worth my time

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Does this scale with inflation?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Men underestimate how hard it is to give good blowjobs. You would really have to make it your life passion to reliably make random guys c*m in under ten to twenty minutes. Any straight that takes this deal is going to regret it when they're stuck in front of a semi chub for hours

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's really not hard at all, women are just r-slurred and don't know how to pleasure a peepee the same way men don't know how to finger a girl.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Men underestimate how hard it is to give good blowjobs.

Straight men maybe. I know what I'm doing.


:!marseybooba:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Is it really a hypothetical if any 4/10 or above dude could do this irl? Pretty sure you're just a cute twink.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If I got to vet them I'd probably do 2-3 a day, mostly because that's how often I can c*m and I think I'd enjoy it. :marseyshrug: Not like I need the money.

Straight by the way

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'll just marry a man instead

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i would hire a thousand illegals, offer them $25 a bj and pocket the diff :tayhairflip:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Zero. I can make more $ in less time than most tards blow their load by making basic tables. If I really needed to industrialize the process I could pump out fancy "farmer tables" for 500+ using about a fifth in lumber costs. With my Sexy Indian dude joinery taking the biggest part, I can make $200/hr doing basic furniture. During covid when house building slowed to a crawl I saved up tons of $ using scrap labor to make various furniture and selling it to people who want more than Crate and Barrel.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If I stretch more am I allowed to blow myself for the money?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.