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700+ Ubisoft France staff walk out on a three-day strike in dispute over home working and pay :marseydeux: :transchud: :!marseyrofl: :marseyl: :chudjakdancing: :chudcelebrate:

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TOTAL GOY VICTORY

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!g*mers Total Ubisoft Death is upon us. Let us reminisce :marseybeanrelieved:

What games of theirs did you like? Which did you hate?


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Honestly their run from 2003-2014 was great, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Beyond Good and Evil, PoP: Sands trilogy, of course AC, Far Cry, even towards the end when they started making half baked games like WD, The Crew or AC:Unity, there were still interesting ideas in there.

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GRAW was the absolute most high of kino. Only socom came close. We have t had a game like that in 20 years. I hate AAA gaming.


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But all games need human behavior PhDs to help perfect the dopamine gameplay loop to get you to play and like it enough to buy the next one in a year.

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!g*mers before I start, I will just say that I have no love for Ubisoft, and never had it since the 2000s, not because of "le woke SJWs :chudseethe:" autism, but simply because I had the displeasure of being forced to use their utter dogshit UPlay account interface/service thing that everyone also hates, and I was also forced to use their costumer service in order for me to recover my old UPlay account with all of my games.... that I had brought **on fricking STEAM, but I HAD NO ACCESS TO STEAM GAMES THAT I BROUGHT ON STEAM :soyjaktantrumfast:

Not only was it a fricking pain in the butt for me to try to contact their support (it took like 4-ish hours or more), and they also made me dox my entire Steam purchase history to prove that it was my account or something (likely just to sell my info), to make matters even worse, when I finally gained access to my old UPlay account, they had completely erased all of the progress and saves that I had accumulated in all of their games that I was playing for almost a decade!, even though the save files were very much present in my PC!, but for some reason, Ubifrogs intentionally want to make this world a worse place.

I guess that this is because in my folders, some Ubi games I pirated and others I bought, and I also put the pirated Ubislop games onto Steam, so maybe their satanic DRM entity detected pirated copies on the Ubi/Steam folder, and deleted them from existence?, I don't know, and likely never will, as I uninstalled Far Cry 3, Blood Dragon, Black Flag, and other bullshit I forgot on the same day that I "recovered" my UPlay account after spending hours having to talk to their tech support Jeets.

Ubislop can get fricked and lose all their money, just like how I lost all of my cherished vidya memories and saves from back when they had a modicum of passion in making entertainment, they have treated their costumers and workers like dogshit for far too long


What games of theirs did you like?

Rayman Raving Rabbids (was pure schizocore fun on the Wii era)


Far Cry 3 and Blood Dragon (was fun, though the astroturfing of Vaas being LE HECKIN INSANE VILLAIN JUST LIKE LE JOKER :soysnoo4: was cringe and I still hate it til this day, and I fricking hate how they never made a sequel to Blood Dragon, this "ironic retro game/movie" aesthetic was still new back in 2013)

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Prince of Persia: Warrior Within/The Two Thrones

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Prince of Persia Warrior Within & Two Thrones (had the most B V I L T sandbunnies in vidya history and also the best butt shot in vidya history as well), too bad we will likely never see something like this again in AAA Western vidya given that Evangelical puritans dyed their hair purple and became corporate HR managers !coomers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17293026009915514.webp (remember: POP: WW was criticized for being too much overly edgy and its sandbunnies too much sexualized, and only a year later in 2005, God of War 1 got a ton of inspirations from the edgier incernation of Prince of Persia, and largely overshadowed it)

Also remember that all Persian foids are bvilt for BBC, 1200 years ago the Arabs made fun of them for it, this is literally how the 1000 Arabian Nights started:

>Know, O Sultan and head of the Jann, that this mule was my wife. Now it so happened that I went forth and was absent one whole year; and when I returned from my journey I came to her by night, and saw a black slave lying with her on the carpet bed and they were talking, and dallying, and laughing, and kissing and playing the close buttock game

!historychads tfw you realize that the greatest non-religious work of Arab literature is a pre-internet Arab vs. Iranian /pol/ spergfight where third-world brownoids call each others cucks :bruh: :chudmuslim::vs::!chudmuslim:


Which did you hate?

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Blood Dragon was amazing. The fact that they got Michael Biehn https://i.rdrama.net/images/1729326831240988.webp to play the main character was worth the price of admission. His fake bad acting was some of the best in vidya

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God that butt was something

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Was FC3 the one where you kill hundreds of tigers to make a bigger wallet and get r*ped by the hotty?

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i wanna take this time to say the ubisoft open world formula that they jsut copy/paste from game to game is awesome and i play them all :alienfinger:

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I fricking despise Uplay, only reason I didn't buy any of the newer Anno games.

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Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Don't forget the banger soundtrack !metalheads

Warning FAT FRICKING BASS

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oh no my game saves from ten years ago aren't there anymore

Stop being a cute twink. You're a disgrace to the white race. You think any of us are crying because we can't find our PS1 memory cards? Just load a new game you dumb homo.


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>oh no my game saves from ten years ago aren't there anymore :gigachad2:

:#speechbubble:

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>Stop being a cute twink. :soyreddit:

:#chadno:

>You're a disgrace to the white race. :soyjaktantrum:

:#marseyagreefast:

>You think any of us are crying because we can't find our PS1 memory cards? :soycry:

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>Just load a new game you dumb homo. :marseyseethe:

:#chadno: !downmarseyrs !g*mers !r-slurs

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Just got soft-locked out of the Code Veronica chest. Guess I'll just throw the disc in the garbage and load up Ready 2 Rumble.

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you're a disgrace to the white :marseyunico: race

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:#marseymutt:

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I loved FC3 back in the day. It was the first FPS I ever played :marseyzoomerpat:

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>It was the first FPS I ever played

:#zoomersoytalking: !zoomers

Nibba how old are you if a 2012 game is the first FPS game you played? :bruh: !g*mers

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Early 20s. Parents were poor back then so I didn't have access to consoles or good PCs. Just played outside :marseywhirlyhat:

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Hi @kaamrev, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase Palestinian lives matter. Here at our church, we strongly believe that Palestinian lives matter and we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!

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Idk. I wasn't into (non Minecraft) FPS games until I was a teen. The perspective was too scary. :marseyghost:

I had to grimace through this one bit in Banjo Tooie that forced you into it. :peekaboo:

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This is like asking Tarantino what his favourite 70s blaxploitation movie is

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Vaas was not forced, you're just overexposed to media

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Trials of the blood dragon was a thing. I guess that was a sequel

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It's tough being a gaymer.

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last actually good prince of persia game was sands of time tho

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rayman raving rabbids :#marseyeaster: raving rabbids 2 :#marseyeaster: rabbids 3 tv party :#marseyeaster: rabbids go home :#cute: rabbids travel in time :#platybunny: !g*mers also rayman 3 hoodie havoc (you get to kill klu klux krakkas) :#marseyshooting!: :#marseykkk: mario + rabbids xcom clone :#marsey40k:

WORST ubisoft games..... southhouse RPG games (ENEMIES of !familyman).... :#troll2:

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You didn't like rabbids xcom clone 2???!!!

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i ahvent played that one yet :#carpchud:

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Rainbow Six Vegas 2 is prob the best 3rd person shooters I have ever played, hate that the franchise is just going to milk Siege games forever now

The Division was actually a pretty good concept and fun when it came out but they fricked that up

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they fumbled the division so hard. All they had to do was add in more varied content and balance it, would've been a tremendous MMO.

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GIVE US R6: PATRIOTS YOU FRICKING COWARDS.

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I know !chuds are r-slurred but I loved Odyssey, Malaka bitches! anyone who played as alexios, please report so I can block you. But other than that Odyssey was amazing. !g*mers

if you want to go all nostalgia ubishit its Farcry

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COUNTERPOINT: Alexios Sisters are unblockable alphas! :#carpchud: if I can't imagine SUCKING THE MAIN CHARACTERS PEEPEE, I DONT PLAY THEM !downmarseyrs MALAKILLLLLLLLLL :#anarchy:

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I also liked Oydessy because I actually :marseyakshually: know the history :marseytrump: and it was genuinely wonderful to ride around classical Greece.

Edit: and yes- only an idiot :marseyawardretard: wouldn't want to play as Kassandra. The only issue I had was that she is forced to have s*x with this:

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I liked splinter cell Pandora tomorrow mercs vs spies

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Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, team multiplayer. One team has to find and murder the other team, then switch the next round. Each team picked a character model, and the NPC crowds would be made up of those two models plus a few more. Both offense and defense need to sneaky and blend in to be successful.

My all-time favourite competitive multiplayer. Offense had a very hunting feel to it, tracking prey without startling them. But Defense was amazing. You could play crazy mind games like making a crowd of NPCs look exactly you, or make an NPC suddenly run like heck as if they were an escaping player.

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Rayman was the GOAT !g*mers

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Yeah I liked that movie

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Trousers :marseyjeans: were roomy in the 80s.

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That's because they were cut with fabric, not plastic.

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!coomers when are we going to get a Bubisoft studio

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We had one, but Illusion closed down this year.

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I had to Google their catalog to remember what the heck they made before they became an assassin creed factory. Apparently they made Prince of persia, so I'll go with that

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I was having a good time with Rayman 2 but accidentally wiped my saves due to Dreamcast VMU data being located in the system folder in Retroarch and some r-slur including his own (or possibly some with DLC) in a big system rom folder that I dumped over mine.

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Far Cry was probably my favourite series from them. 2 :marseykwanza: , 3 :marseypacificislander: , Blood Dragon :marseytrogdor: , 5 :marseyredneck: (less so 5). All good fun. Also Rainbow Six Vegas 2 . I played so much of that back on xbox. Terrorist Hunt, co-op campaign. Incredible.

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Ac3 and 4 are incredible

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Loved the far cry games up to 4/5 (the island one)

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I thought the first Watchdogs game was pretty good. You just have to accept that for the plot to be coherent (at all), the main character is just a straight-up sociopath not some brooding hero operating outside the boundaries of the law.

On a mechanical level it was extremely solid at least.

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My favorite moment was crashing into a ballard, saying, "WHO PUT THAT THERE" and then the first person I scanned was the "urban planner" and shooting him on the spot. It was one of those too good to not be scripted moments in gaming.


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They all suck, but the pirate one really threatened to be a good game in between the stupid "assassin" bullshit. Nothing like getting pulled out of your pirate simulator to walk around an office and look at funko pops for 20 minutes (this actually happens in the game, I'm not exaggerating).

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I kind of liked those frogger puzzles you did on the computers.

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I liked their games that had "Tom Clancy's" at the beginning of the title prior to 2016, and I enjoyed The Division series. They've lost me now.

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For Honor was so good

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O'Leary Manager 2000 for Game Boy Color

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AC Unity is my favorite ubisop followed closely by black flag and R6 siege for a time.

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Do you also enjoy eating crayons

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