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i’m actually going to k myself…@DojaCat @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp please elaborate to me why i was allowed to win this contest and i discussed my stan account and being blocked by her in my application and it was approved by your icons staff, just for them to kick me out the event.
— steven is meeting doja today 🩸 (@grandeunext) October 27, 2024
Thread unroll for nibgers who don't be xittermaxxing: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1850386958112952404.html
Also, he is an ugly sexy Indian dude (but I repeat myself):
His letter to her that had security throw him out:
Thread includes:
A video of his two giant tote bags of weird gifts
"Her security just doesn't know her as well as I do"
Talmbout how he's finna lie to everyone he knows about this because he's too embarrassed after telling everyone he was gonna meet her
Repeated references to how "wronged" he is
Demands for refunds and such from airBNB
Now, on to the responses:
This dude is apparently a well-known twitter psycho:
i was feeling bad until i read the thread and realized who you were 😩😂 @DojaCat you’re so real for this! You went up 2 spots on my stan list. pic.twitter.com/2kbvvlXduD
— welp. (@YSLONIKA) October 27, 2024
The call is coming from inside the house:
So, you put "frick the parasocial fans" in your letter.
— Commander Riker (@CommanderRik3r) October 27, 2024
Bro that's you 😂
He was gonna kill her:
oh u was gon k*ll that lady, that’s why they kicked u out 😭😭😭😭
— Big Baby Brio (@BigBabyBrio) October 27, 2024
Quote tweets: https://x.com/grandeunext/status/1850386958112952404/quotes
Too much to cap and all but the qts and the replies are a hilarious pile-on with a few confused messages from people who don't recognize whotf this is.
To sum it all up:
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Holy shit.
I get this.
A while back when I was on the dating apps, I'd talked to someone for about a week before meeting up for a date at a little taco stand. When we got there, she gave me a hallmark card with similar writings about how much she loved me and how it was destiny that we met; she'd filled up the entire card and ended on the back with everything she loved about me.
It was insanely awkward and I wish she would've said something like that sooner so I would've avoided it entirely.
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How did you end the date
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We sat in my car and she told me she was a "hedonist" communist and polyamorous. I ended up dropping her off at her apartment because she took public transit but just waved and drove off. She wanted me to come in for coffee, but I don't think she had a coffee machine.
Texted her that she was sweet and wished her the best of luck but wasn't my type and blocked her.
She actually gave me a monkey mug when we first met along with the card and I still have it in my cabinet to remind me to never use dating apps again.
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literally, no hit and run??? smh
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acceptable chubby
run
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Can't imagine dating a woman heavier than me.
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Yet… we haven't witnessed 2040 yet
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Hopefully scientists will have created some cheap medicine or treatment that turns people thin
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u say that like they havent
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Imagine not being thin and into Amazon women
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yeah, it's cringe to want to be a weirdo baby
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wtf thats way too disgusting for that level of crazy, and I made that mistake once before, if it happened again Id like just turn 360 degrees and walk away but go off i guess
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I guess I could've driven off when I saw her but I really liked that taco shop and ordering 5 tacos for her only set me back like $15.
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5 tacos
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do NOT stick your peepee in that kinda crazy
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even if shes hot???
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Ain't nobody on god's green earth hot enough to be worth hedonist polyamorous communist who is obsessed with you
your peepee gonna get so many diseases it'll fall the frick off, and that ain't even your biggest problem
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If she were the same weight as her photos I still would've thought it were a trap and she probably had multiple children to launch that on a first date.
She was cute in her initial photos and I probably would've went on another date with her despite her weight if she was actively working on losing and had mentioned something about it.
The way that it happened made it feel like she was trying to latch onto anyone who would pay any attention to her.
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yeah that b-word was trying to love bomb you for sure
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Man what's wrong with people who describe faeselfs as "hedonists"? I had an acquaintance who said fae was a hedonist, distanced myself from fae, then xhe went on to become this sort of bloated fat hairy gay straggy guy
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