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When foreigners try to pet the wildlife :marseyflagsouthafrica:

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>be very ugly and hairy

>casually approach British person

>At last possible second, let out a shrieking grunt and attack with extreme speed

>Leave them lying on the ground in panic

He's so real for this fr fr

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Tourists are warned over and over not to pet the wildlife in national parks, even if they falsely appear meek and used to feeding as even small critters can gore you,

And yearly there are people mualed by things like Honey Badgers, cuz idiots think the small are cute, not realising they are one of the most aggressive animals on the continent, and literally square off with actual fricking lions

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It's not just tourist either, city slickers in general, they think every animal is their docile deformed dog to pet, not knowing even chickens can, and will frick you up.

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>be very ugly and hairy

>casually approach British :marseyshakespeare: person

>At last possible second, let out a shrieking grunt and attack :marseychudheart: with extreme :marseysamhyde: speed

>Leave them lying :marseydeception: on the ground in panic

>t. Frenchman :marseynapoleon:

pic unrelated

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:#marseydeux: :#marseypigmad: :#marseyme:

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You just described the average Indian mating ritual. :marseytunaktunakinvasion:

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when the burger tourists arrive

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Kamala wants to take this from you

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What, really? Man what a b-word.

Hey everybody, make sure you vote Jeb!, he is okay with you shooting animals from helicopters (except for turtles).

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:marseyakshually: current proposals don't call for banning hunting from helicopters, only amending the law to require taking invasive MAGAs and pedes instead of beneficial animals.

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Kino

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This is cheating :marseysad: In my anprim utopia hundreds of ex-hobos would run, spear in hand after these hogs, feast on their flesh, gain their strength, and fornicate beneath the boar totem. :grugblush:

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Get some, get some

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Help me! Lion King was a lie and I've been gored by Pumbaa! :marseyemojirofl:

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Can I pet the warthog….fricking white people holy shit

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lmao those things are famously psychopaths

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That warthog must of thought the brit foid was one of his.

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:#marseyzeldabokoblin:

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:#marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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hakuna matata motherfricker

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