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When foreigners try to pet the wildlife :marseyflagsouthafrica:

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>be very ugly and hairy

>casually approach British person

>At last possible second, let out a shrieking grunt and attack with extreme speed

>Leave them lying on the ground in panic

He's so real for this fr fr

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Tourists are warned over and over not to pet the wildlife in national parks, even if they falsely appear meek and used to feeding as even small critters can gore you,

And yearly there are people mualed by things like Honey Badgers, cuz idiots think the small are cute, not realising they are one of the most aggressive animals on the continent, and literally square off with actual fricking lions

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It's not just tourist either, city slickers in general, they think every animal is their docile deformed dog to pet, not knowing even chickens can, and will frick you up.

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>be very ugly and hairy

>casually approach British :marseyshakespeare: person

>At last possible second, let out a shrieking grunt and attack :marseychudheart: with extreme :marseysamhyde: speed

>Leave them lying :marseydeception: on the ground in panic

>t. Frenchman :marseynapoleon:

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:#marseydeux: :#marseypigmad: :#marseyme:

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You just described the average Indian mating ritual. :marseytunaktunakinvasion:

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