First I would like to introduce /u/salaamswt, who I must reluctantly admit is the real protagonist of this entire story. This man is a Yemeni from the mean streets of Lackawanna in upstate NY.
Whenever he isn't drinking, puffing on his hookah, posting way too much personal info to Reddit on /r/Islam or /r/boypusssy or cruising for gay s*x in public parks, he is likely searching for poon, which he started to do at the age of 15.
Some fun facts about him:
In case you couldn't tell by his pfp, he is a big fan of Mia Khalifa.
This hamplanet is his girlfriend:
(No longer his actual gf, updated with a different similar fat woman at his request.)
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggbw4e/in_the_dunes/
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggcjr9/some_more_poses/
A funny thread about Jordanians concerned for the poor camel he plans to take her for a ride on.
He is an absolute Chad that smokes pot while driving.
Some of his other best hits:
Quantum physics is Haram because of all the Jews in it.
He makes beggars recite the Shahada.
Suggesting payday loans to other Muslims.
Literally pooping on his grandma. 
He possibly convinced that same grandma to vote for Trump. 
Now let's introduce /r/neoconnwo. Basically, it's a sub for rightoids exiled by the /r/neoliberal 
jannies. It is quite rdrama-adjacent and used to be even more. We have quite a few users here from it such as @BushWasRight,
@CitroAbsinthe,
@johannesalthusius and myself.
For some it is just a mildly rightoid shitposting sub. The jannies actively encourage racism, as long as it's under the gigajannie radar. Unfortunately, in greater and greater amounts it is filling up with overly serious third worlders who think that the discussion thread is a place for them to discuss high school admissions, chronicle their dating lives (except you /u/Thadlust, you're funny when you do it), post their treatises on world politics or discuss how to fix the Republican party to a semi-public audience of about 20 people on a good day. This latter group also has an incredibly distorted idea of baiting, which they call "bullying". This consists of unironically arguing with lib tourists on the sub to the applause and backpatting of their 15 internet friends.
You might think that such an erudite and intelligent group of bullies would have no problem dealing with a Yemeni that has pot-fried his brain so hard that about a third of his words are neighbor but you would be surprised.
It begins with him absolutely dominating bants with the victories of the glorious warriors of Islam. but quickly escalates as he lifts the veil of the sub and peers into the very SOVL of its users.
who r U? u really think this subreddit some kinda secret club? u all losers jerkin each other off pretendin you got a VIP pass to the club when all u doin is sittin on ur fat asses
My brother in Yakob you are arguing with a thirteen year old troll
I know. I like bullying, literally meaning
"i like making catty comments on a random subreddit that barely gets any traffic and pretending I'm a kewl mean girl" go show these screenshots to your grandma u corny butt neighbor itll be the only time she'll ever be proud of u
Which is such an own that it gets more upmarseyd than the local who pretends not to see it to spare himself the shame of having to attempt to respond.
lol ur comment history is just words n more words n huffing ur own farts. U ain't as smart as u think u r
ching chong ding dong long wang flung dung eggs won ton chicken fried rice. n give me a fortune cookie too
LaserAlpaca desperately tries to recover from his humiliation:
Please never ban salaamswf (other guy)
from my understanding of experimenting with him. You can trigger him by saying bad things to Arabs. Mom attack works ok not too sure how efficient it is.
Sadly here is Reddit, many things I cannot say or I can show you true insulting techniques from China.
u "troll" like a 13 year old who saw a rage face on knowyourmeme for the first time
I mean I have to go to your level to fight you right?
fight me? neighbor u postin comments on reddit
I don't think you can say that word
neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor
Anyways, his entire comment history, especially on /r/neoconNWO is just gold.
Enjoy a bonus thread of him, featuring trains.
Btw in case you were wondering where the material for all these truthnukes comes from, Yemeni scientists are hard at work enriching copper.
Anyways, /u/salaamswt is a fun guy, hope we can entice him to come here.
If you're seeing this from crosstalk pm bot salaamswt, I'm KamalaFanBoy. 
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im contacting a lawyer right now n gonna get ur dumbass site shut down 4 good, u gonna be facin charges for this you stupid MOTHER FRICKERS, this is illegal n u are posting private photos without consent
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!metashit it's truly over for rdrama
these are the offending pics pls do not click
@X stand with israel
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my girlfriend is cryin her heart out, these were private photos between us, wtf is WRONG with u??? shes scared n thinks shes gonna lose her job, please dawg delete these please
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Tell your GF that I said she's a heckin chonker
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shes been trying to lose weight for years. she doesnt like it when i upload pics of her n she asks me to blur her face n everything n now u r posting these everywhere. do u know how hard it is to lose weight???? I bet u don't bc u dont care abt losing weight n u gonna die of a heartattack
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has she tried eating less? that's what usually works for me.
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It's really not that hard to lose weight tho. I've lost 20lbs in a little over 2 months
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how?
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literally
stop eating 
so much. there 
is no secret.
vaccines work by the way, but not for weight
loss. for that, only eating 
less works.
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i aint askin u. stop stalking me u cute twink
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Trenbolone and clenbuterol π
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clearly not trying hard enough lol has she tried not eating 10,000 calories per day?
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stfu she has an eating disorder, shes on her feet all day, she works in a hospital. if u think "just eat less" is the key to solving weight loss u are the dumbest neighbor i ever met.
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You're right. She is a food addict and eating less won't get her to a normal weight fast enough. She needs to go cold turkey for at least a few months
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she eats plenty of cold turkey, shes been on a diet for months. she cut out all beef n pork n carbs n bread n pasta n sugar. losing weight is HARD. how many times do i have to explain this to u???
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Stop eating, my mate dropped 66 pounds just by avoiding nonfoods
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probably bait and if so
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Why'd you post them on reddit then, dumbass?
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they were PRIVATELY shared to a subreddit n u had NO RIGHT to upload them elsewhere
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If they were privately shared howd they end up here?
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bc one of your peepeesuckers stole them from the subreddit, n i know he goes to lackawanna, n i WILL find out who he is. ur website filled with punkasses n u all gonna get whats comin to u someday
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You mean the subreddit where you posted them that literally anyone could find and post elsewhere? How is that private exactly?
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stop changing the subject you punkass frickin cute twink u KNOW what he did was wrong n u actin like some public defender frick outta here u know u aint supposed to take private pictures from reddit n repost them, i better not catch u in lackawanna either cuz u pissin me off too
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ur 3rd
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But you support mean people
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Really?
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hacking
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Holy shit I'd kill myself if I had to be in the same zip code as that piggy
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u r from brazil, u have enough reasons to kill urself. bet u tappin on ur keyboard with the bones stickin outta ur arms cuz some drug gang cut em off.
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I'm from Montana lmao
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oh so u a jew huh. ur time will come then.
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Your piggy will make a good roast for my seder
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this is a direct threat n im savin this for my lawyer. u dug ur own grave neighbor.
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When they fulfill their rightful place as God's Chosen People right?
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Who the frick is that guy lol?
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He's banging this braphog
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every time u repost this u realize u r criminally liable right?
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Frick that gayzilian up king.
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That's not nice to say
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If her boss browses rDrama then she's got enough problems already.
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my gf a nurse practitioner n she saves lives every day, she works long shifts n she doesn't need this extra stress. aint any u neighbors got jobs???
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I bets shes actually a CNA
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stfu
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What's that?
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Certified Nursing Assistant, they wipe asses, help with bathing and eating, help people walk, non medical needs. It's like the lowest position in the medical hierarchy. Lots of 50 year old former drug addicts with no skills finally trying to get their shit together.
In all seriousness they do important and sometimes disgusting work that in many ways is more needed on a day to day level than what Dr's and nurses do. Often hella under payed because it's incredibly low skill. But it's also super undesirable. Almost everywhere is constantly under staffed on CNAs
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What does she specialize in?
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Strag
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I'm gonna be real with you: this site is basically a harassment/bullying website and these kinds of posts just encourage them. You'll never get them to stop, short of going full-on supervillain. The only thing they respect is escalation and responding in ways that blow everything way out of proportion.
So unless you are prepared to go hard, like way more than is sane or reasonable, then the only way to win, is not to play.
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yo SUCK my peepee neighbor, nice try, u frickin scumbag, i know exactly what ur tryin to do. i hope u take a good long look at urself in the mirror neighbor bc ive stepped in dogshit with more integrity than u, u lyin butt kaffir
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!commenters is this a bit?
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and magic is a trick. so what?
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He was trying to be nice
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He's actually telling the truth
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He was?
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He was?
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He was?
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lol dudeki
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I'm trying to warn you. There is no happy ending if you keep interacting with this site. The only way it goes is worse.
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Why would you say that?
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dude, the gf photos are all AI generated, he's doing a bit just like us.
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If true then
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What if I want to believe?
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They are?
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No it's not
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Why do you hate rDrama?
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Thanks homie
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!metashit kind of talks like penny. I love sucking peepee!
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When you said offending you weren't joking.
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dm me pics
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Im sending over my cousin Itamar he has 613 individual Kahanist tattoos
on his body and he will kidnap 
you and force 
you to listen 
to the Hatikva until you beg him to let you die
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stfu tryhard neighbor we aint got no jews n buffalo n even if we did we got ten times more yemenis anyway
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Yemenis are kind of ugly and short
so who cares
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yemenis r the tallest ppl in the middle east, u must be a seething filipino
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Deboonked, Lebanoids are the tallest folx in the Middle East and all of Asia doebeit:
EDIT: YEMENOIDS ARE ACTUALLY THE SHORTEST FOLX IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE THIRD SHORTEST IN ALL OF ASIA
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lol i never met a russian over 5'9. bs graph. plus lebanese all a foot shorter on average cuz they got all their legs blown off.
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lol u kinda funny i like u
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Not yet, but the IDF is working on it.
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Did they measure Shohei Ohtani a million times for Japan? No way they're 172cm/5'6
Same with the Norks. The tallest of those malnourished fricks were 5'5-5'6 at the DMZ when my uncles were at the DMZ for being 5'10 gook freaks of nature during times of famine in 70s and 80s.
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is this website just like neoconnwo where uninteresting ppl share uninteresting details of their lives hour in hour out? no-one cares neighbor
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Not true
ita fascinating 
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Apologize to
@KoreanZombieKing rn 
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YOU APOLOGIZE TO /r/NEOCONNWO RN
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Holy shit dude you are a perfect fit here
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Japanese teenagers are tall af
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Who's that?
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You're forgetting the basketball player who was 7'4 and wanted to play for the NBA but was never signed
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Some Lebanese women are pretty hot.
Especially Maronites.
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They are?
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Everyone in New York is a Jew. Nice try, Schlomo.
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soon everyone in new york is gonna be a yemeni. if u think the intifada was bad just wait til us new yorkers get sick of zionist BS
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New Yorkers are friends of Jews
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Then Zionists should have New York then
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That's how you get hit with that Talmudic Black Magic, make sure there aren't any hasid tunnels under your place
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You're on an rDrama post about a guy in Buffalo. You're a fricking idiot if you think that.
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Why?
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Because this is Buffalo NY you dummy
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!friendsofcrosstalkpm
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No were not
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oh shit! have we done goofed? will consequences ever be the same?
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No weren't not
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Better call the cyber police bud
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I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHER!
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