Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired)
Let us buy a "trap card" that has a completely random chance of activating whenever someone gives you an award which restricts your ability to post (Marsey award, Pizzashill, 1-day ban, Grass etc). If the trap is sprung, the negative effects of the award are also reflected back to the user who gave it. So if I were to agendaposter you, there's a small chance I would end up agendaposting myself as well. The chance would have to be small to make it fair, but high enough to instill fear into the person whose giving the award. It should only work for negative awards that affect a users ability to post. This also helps induce paranoia in people who constantly throw negative awards at more active users.
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I think instead of all that bullshit it should make your PfP look like one of the lovely ladies
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And make them say the line on every comment.
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degenerate gambler award
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We really just need to add more gambling feature to the site in general
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Yes YES
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Love the idea. It should also work as a Janny repellant. Because carp can't stop banning me
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Needs a suitable icon on your profile picture or in your signature to ward people off effectively
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It should activate when downvoted, or blocked as well.
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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.
I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.
With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)
Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!
The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!
In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!
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