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Latest Swordshit TV adaptation concludes Season 1 - Book Readers are NOT. COPING.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wheeloftime/comments/rnc785/out_of_all_the_horrible_writing_this_is_the_worst?sort=controversial

I've read half of the books but I can't keep up with why they're so mad.

I'm mad because:

  1. They BLACKED.COM every second character.
  2. There's a country called "Shienar" which is based on Japan and the main "Shienarans" are Asian actors speaking with Rice accents. But then they DIVERSIFY Shienar by making half their citizens Wh*te or Indian. Do they speak with an Asian accent? No. Why? Shut up, that's why.

Why the autists are mad:

  1. Magic is either "Saidar" or "Saidin". The DRAGON REBORN uses Saidin. What's the difference? Saidar is Foid magic. Saidin is man juice. Therefore the DRAGON REBORN must be a man. But in the show they're like "whoooa it might be those brave brown women who could be the DRAGON REBORN"
  2. LAN "GigaChad" Mangradogradagonon went from an Ice Cold killer to a cute asian Twink BF who doesn't do much.
  3. Lord Agelmar went from some hero who held back the Trolls for years to saying 'dear sister you were right about everything I'm a dumb man lol'
  4. Perrin is just so fricking useless and annoying
  5. Matt is like 'bye, lol, lmao'

Why I liked it

  1. Rosamund Pike
  2. The bad guy has a hooked nose, lol
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Oh this is nothing, they are doing the Silmarillion too and it has already been rated for s*x scenes plus a bunch of other shit that LotR nerds will go apeshit over.

No chance that it is not run into the ground by some hack that has to put brown people everywhere to deflect their lack of talent, prepare to see a lot of butthurt.

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