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massive_fuckwit BI/POC  2yr ago (reddit.com) 814 thread views #32015

Latest Swordshit TV adaptation concludes Season 1 - Book Readers are NOT. COPING.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wheeloftime/comments/rnc785/out_of_all_the_horrible_writing_this_is_the_worst?sort=controversial

I've read half of the books but I can't keep up with why they're so mad.

I'm mad because:

  1. They BLACKED.COM every second character.
  2. There's a country called "Shienar" which is based on Japan and the main "Shienarans" are Asian actors speaking with Rice accents. But then they DIVERSIFY Shienar by making half their citizens Wh*te or Indian. Do they speak with an Asian accent? No. Why? Shut up, that's why.

Why the autists are mad:

  1. Magic is either "Saidar" or "Saidin". The DRAGON REBORN uses Saidin. What's the difference? Saidar is Foid magic. Saidin is man juice. Therefore the DRAGON REBORN must be a man. But in the show they're like "whoooa it might be those brave brown women who could be the DRAGON REBORN"
  2. LAN "GigaChad" Mangradogradagonon went from an Ice Cold killer to a cute asian Twink BF who doesn't do much.
  3. Lord Agelmar went from some hero who held back the Trolls for years to saying 'dear sister you were right about everything I'm a dumb man lol'
  4. Perrin is just so fricking useless and annoying
  5. Matt is like 'bye, lol, lmao'

Why I liked it

  1. Rosamund Pike
  2. The bad guy has a hooked nose, lol
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So first, we see the seven towers ok cool, then they look back and see the trollocs running to Agelmar's border wall, then they get to the Eye which is between Malkier and Tarwins' Gap?? When they get there we learn the eye is the dark one's prison but Aes Sedai have lost all knowledge of this place, this implied to me they lost it when Malkier fell and since the Eye in the show = Shayol Ghul I guess Malkier was above Shayol Ghul with Shienar below it and the Aes Sedai kept all their knowledge in Malkier and when it fell they either forgot or it was never covered in their curriculum.

what the frick? It’s like reading technical jargon in quantum rocket microscopy except instead of powering photonic satellite robots it’s nerd nonsense.

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Yeah I understand all of Kingdom Hearts and use it to smugly bully nerds but I'm too r-slurred to even try to parse this shit

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This mess is hard enough to keep track of for people who've actually read all the books. I don't know how people who've never read them can sit down and watch this shit without being constantly confused. I hope whoever at Amazon that approved this for a 2nd and 3rd season is forced to watch the show on loop all day a clockwork orange style.

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