Unable to load image
House Edgy Founder
@GovernorOfNewYork's profile picture @GovernorOfNewYork's hat
GovernorOfNewYork dude/lmao | :marseygrilling2: House boomer :!marseyboomer: | Discordmisic :marseygroomer2: :!marseyno: |  2yr ago (text post) 163 thread views #32091

The new spider man was unironically good

I say this as someone who is sick to death of capeshit.

Merry Christmas

:#marseydrunk: :#marseychristmaself2:

7
New Old Top Bottom Controversial Random
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

View entire discussion

I enjoy the spiderman movies and was casually looking forward to this and did not like it. Everything everyone hates about capeshit cranked up, just way too much quippy self awareness and puns and jokes. Spidermen talking to each other about being spiderman and explicitly describing their movies, and every character repeating their old lines. Like jesus christ, just shut the frick up. This is what it feels like to be a spiderman villain I guess. Just shut the frick up, spiderman. I wouldn't have even cared if it was regular Marvel movie amount or even a little extra cause Spiderman's thing is that he's yappy, but it was just constant constant "do you remember the other movies?!? There is a multiverse full of spiderman, btw go check out Spiderverse 2 next year!"

And the theater crowd cheered and clapped at everything. "HE SAID THE LINE!" "AND HE SAID THE LINE!" "AND THE OTHER GUY SAID THE LINE!" "AND THEY DID THE THING!" "OH MY GOD!" "I UNDERSTAND ALL THESE REFERENCES!" I hated them, but it made me hate myself just as much.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

😴😴😴

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Top Poster of the Day:
J
Current Registered Users: 25,694
sidebar image

BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS SITE GUIDE DIRECTORY Emojis & Art | Info Megathreads HOLES PING GROUPS

CURRENT EVENTS:

Find Rightoid Drama

500 mbux per post, no limit

/h/kappa Monthly Tournament

fighting vidya - Soku 12.3 | 10k+ prize pool | April 27th

Drama: any incident, scene, gaffe, rumor, opinion, or disagreement that is blown entirely out of proportion.

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

Rules:

  1. Asking to see who saved comments/posts=1 day ban
  2. You must be 18 or older to view this site.
  3. NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.
  4. Discord users will be banned on sight.
  5. Don't post anything illegal.
  6. No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
  7. No doxxing.
  8. Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.
  9. Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.
  10. Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
  11. Absolutely NO homophobia, transphobia or furphobia.
  12. Absolutely NO misgendering.
  13. Absolutely NO antisemitism.
  14. Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.
  15. You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
  16. You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
  17. You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
  18. Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.

Related subreddits:


𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐰𝐨𝐳 𝐞𝐫𝐞

Live commit: ba2e18b
Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.