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It was good by MCU standards butbhas the same problems the franchise has of cringe dialogue, too many references to the rest of the canon and unfunny snarky characters. Kinda funny how its unintentionally a pro-vigilante movie
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I enjoy the spiderman movies and was casually looking forward to this and did not like it. Everything everyone hates about capeshit cranked up, just way too much quippy self awareness and puns and jokes. Spidermen talking to each other about being spiderman and explicitly describing their movies, and every character repeating their old lines. Like jesus christ, just shut the frick up. This is what it feels like to be a spiderman villain I guess. Just shut the frick up, spiderman. I wouldn't have even cared if it was regular Marvel movie amount or even a little extra cause Spiderman's thing is that he's yappy, but it was just constant constant "do you remember the other movies?!? There is a multiverse full of spiderman, btw go check out Spiderverse 2 next year!"
And the theater crowd cheered and clapped at everything. "HE SAID THE LINE!" "AND HE SAID THE LINE!" "AND THE OTHER GUY SAID THE LINE!" "AND THEY DID THE THING!" "OH MY GOD!" "I UNDERSTAND ALL THESE REFERENCES!" I hated them, but it made me hate myself just as much.
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It was good by MCU standards butbhas the same problems the franchise has of cringe dialogue, too many references to the rest of the canon and unfunny snarky characters. Kinda funny how its unintentionally a pro-vigilante movie
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Okay. But if you're going to opinionpost at least say something funny or interesting about the movie.
Rdrama ain't no bus stop.
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mandatory: capeshit lol
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no
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I enjoy the spiderman movies and was casually looking forward to this and did not like it. Everything everyone hates about capeshit cranked up, just way too much quippy self awareness and puns and jokes. Spidermen talking to each other about being spiderman and explicitly describing their movies, and every character repeating their old lines. Like jesus christ, just shut the frick up. This is what it feels like to be a spiderman villain I guess. Just shut the frick up, spiderman. I wouldn't have even cared if it was regular Marvel movie amount or even a little extra cause Spiderman's thing is that he's yappy, but it was just constant constant "do you remember the other movies?!? There is a multiverse full of spiderman, btw go check out Spiderverse 2 next year!"
And the theater crowd cheered and clapped at everything. "HE SAID THE LINE!" "AND HE SAID THE LINE!" "AND THE OTHER GUY SAID THE LINE!" "AND THEY DID THE THING!" "OH MY GOD!" "I UNDERSTAND ALL THESE REFERENCES!" I hated them, but it made me hate myself just as much.
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I don't really understand Zendaya as an actress or a human and no one has been able to explain her to me.
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Imagine the average girl next door mixed with one of the amazons from futurama
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Isn't she like 5'8"?
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Thanks she makes sense now.
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If you wish to learn more google her height and then Tom Holland's height
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ok now go to reddit and dm spoilers to as many people as possible
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I saw the old spidermans and I clapped
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This post was a better use of your time than your usual activity of watching anime and touching grandmaβs boob when she is sleeping.
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Iβm takin a dump before diving back into the fray bro I ainβt a weeb.
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