https://x.com/FuentesUpdates/status/1869822824975872107
Berwyn Police Department posts notice about the man who attempted to assassinate Nick Fuentes last night
— Fuentes Updates (@FuentesUpdates) December 19, 2024
PRAY FOR NICK! 🙏 pic.twitter.com/ZCvdmAA6sS
https://x.com/i/trending/1869826391908274345
🔥🚨BREAKING: Nick Fuentes said a man attempted to kill him after he was doxed on X. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow and incendiary devices. Fuentes has reported that the would be assassin has been put in the dirt. pic.twitter.com/NJ21K22G1J
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) December 19, 2024
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Kills three people.
Fail at killing a random mexican twink.
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It's weird because it seems like the perp killed relatives (or at least related people)…and then was like, "well I guess it's time to go take out Nick Fuentes"
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I mean, if you're already in for triple murder it kind of makes some sense...
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I never thought about that, since I'm not a murderer, but you're right. Might was well go out in a blaze of glory.
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Major cringe.
I bet you don't even smoke cigarettes like the cool kids!
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For sure, go for a freebie on the most annoying person you can think of.
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In my old boomer times book World's Most Dangerous Places that I've stolen most of my jokes out of, they point out that if you're in a bus hijacking in some third world shithole, when they're picking out the first hostage to execute it's usually the loudest most annoying butthole who pissed them off already.
Fortunately that would never be me. As
@Rad_juju can attest, I like cats so much I will definitely be safe and so will Nick Fuentes.
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Aw dude you know you tagged me because I'm loud and stupid enough to be the first dead one on your theoretical jacked bus
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I swear she changed that after I posted.
Okay that was like 11 hours ago so I guess I didn't. I was thinking about about somebody and, here's the real thing that will piss you off, they offended me more than you ever could have.
I've seen shit that you would not believe crimes that commies did against children is the most obvious. Holocaust-level shit. Except there were some of them that survived. So I guess I'll put at this: If I see justification of Holocaust-level starvation of children I'm going to assume that's a provocation.
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What did I say holy frick
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What an r-slur, you're supposed to do it the other way around.
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He's like family to him
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It's just like Elliot Rodger killing his chink roommates and failed killing any women because they kept the door closed.
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Remember Stephan Balliet?
Tried to shoot up a synagogue 
but got cucked by an ancient armored door 
so he shot a german grandma instead 
after she called his gun a "firework launcher". 
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