He starts telling jokes to your wife and gets her laughing like she hasnt in years. Whats your next move?
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I'd call over his gf and let nature take its course.
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new term to the word slam pig eh?
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I'd put my hand up his butt.
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LUBE OR NO
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Vaseline with a sand dip
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No, I heard it's gaping
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First of all, disgusting. Get that straggotry out of here. Can't believe the !gaystapo haven't already locked you up.
Second of all, if this green neighbor tried to frick with me, I'd just call my boys, Statler and Waldorf, and roast his butt the way only a bunch of old queens can. The refs can't save him this time, amirite, !mensfootball?
Third (and decidedly last) of all, !marseyartists, how the Heck do we not have a Statler and Waldorf Marsey? 1,000 DC for the best design you artcels can come up with.
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Add 5k MB from me for a good one.
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Me when I realized I found a new bull for my wife:
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This guy slaps your wife's beef curtains. What do you do?
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Ask him to make a fleshlight muppet for me
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IS THIS THE GUY FROM HOME ALONE
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put orajel on his back, toss him in a plastic bag and put the bag in the freezer
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i think banging his wife is alittle too far, πππ
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You should have gay s*x with him and become his new husband.
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put my peepee in him
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It's not cheating if it's with a frog.
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I dont have a wife r-slur
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You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic β but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do β backwards, without looking, and in high heels.
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