Christmas confession thread
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my sister got organically and unironically baited by /r/FuckLuigiMangione
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did you tell her about rDrama?
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Is she cute?
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cute is so 2024. is she hott?
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My mom has apparently been browsing xitter raw and has started going down the schizo conspiracy theory rabbit hole. I hope someone luigis elon, frick this bullshit.
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My dad did that like 5 years ago and it was awesome lol just have fun with it
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I don't want to believe that I'm descended from someone who unironically believes that Tom Hanks is a chomo because something about a wilson painting and Ellen DEGENERATE fled to england because she's hiding from the law
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Both of those are true.
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Yeah boomers have gone full r-slur with slop scroll access.
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Hanks is more than likely a chomo he also killed Isaac Kappy
trans lives matter
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It's not Elon's fault your mom's a bit of an r-slur
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Yeah but r-slurs need protection from themselves.
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This happened to one of my family members starting around 2016. It just gets perpetually worse and all the algorithms just push them further away from reality.
I have had some recent success doing something I read about awhile ago, and then saw mentioned again in a video recently. I subtly unsubscribed them from the worst feeds they follow and spent a little time hitting "do not recommend" or "I don't like this" while going through their home feed. This had a pretty big impact.
Try going through and altering your mom's feed if you can.
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My mom did that but with tik tok. They got tons of whacko conspiracy theories. And not the political kind, like the alien kind. Saying that the drones are aliens or whatever
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i ate all of the candy
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me on Halloween
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I love my new wife.
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I love her too!
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We all do.
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I am homeless - Lil B
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I hope you can find somewhere warm to stay tonight!
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I'll be creeping around your house tonight. I hope you have one of those big butt dog houses. Also, don't open your windows tonight
- Lil B
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Bro we both know your bussy belongs to me.
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I'm 70k in credit card debt and have no way to get out.
I didn't buy anyone Xmas presents this year
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goomble til you win it back duh
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Dumbass.
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Go work on an oil rig or a crab boat
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Can't you declare bankruptcy?
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Not with my income.
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then just take out a personal loan or heloc or something and pay it off at a lower interest
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Converting unsecured debt into secured debt has to be one of the most r-slurred suggestions I've ever heard.
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From about 2008 until his death in 2011, I ran in the same group as Zyzz. After speaking with his brother Said a.k.a. Chestbrah, I plan on releasing hundreds of photos and videos not seen before in 2026, 15 years after his death. A lot of them were taken on nice DSLRs and not the shit iPhone 3GS's of the day.
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What was he like?
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neighbor dont. save them for the eventual netflix documentary (or make one)
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I hate my life and I wanna die haha
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marry me
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play wordle
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done thx penny
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I took out multiple credit cards and bought over 192k worth of gold. I buried the gold in an undisclosed location and then declared banktruptcy. Auditors & even the IRS came to my house, but at the end I kept over 30k of my original 100k in assets, and (obviously) kept all my 192k in gold.
I basically sold my high credit score for 192k.
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Based. Invest the gold money, now
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Are you going to cash in your gold now?
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Nooo you're supposed to wait until society collapses. Then, with that much gold, you'll be able to live the life of a guy who gets robbed, r*ped and murdered by a gang of taller men.
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My mom is literally hoarding gold thinking she'll need it when society collapses, it's such a waste of money for her to buy that stuff and not use it
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Didn't directly buy gold with credit card. Used indirect means to gain cash then used rhat to purchase from a gold dealer libertarian type who dealt gold completelt off the books, didn't pay taxes or report sales.
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It can't be this easy
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We finally got him
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For the first time in adulthood, I am consistently able to say that I love my life. It took a lot of hard work to get here. I'm not going to frick it up. Several weeks ago, I almost completely fricked it up.
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This neighbor gonna frick it up
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How'd you almost frick it up?
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I am jobless poor and live with my parents far past when I should
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I think most people live with their parents these days, it's way cheaper to do so.
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Your mental and physical health pays for it.
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I'm really sick of watching the same two Christmas movies every year, but I don't have the heart to tell my mom. I'm glad she's having a good time
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Watch Kung Fu Hustle.
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I'm such a cute twink that I don't feel comfortable speaking with people with the same interests as me.
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I think Marsey is cute.
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I spent money commissioning art of my waifu in balenciaga sneakers getting fricked by me
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You misspelled fricking me with all 9 inches.
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I wish my job wasn't so boring. I grew up on a small island, we were the only funeral parlor, of course the coast nearby is the major summer hotspot, much busier. .
A lot of the bodies were foreign tourists who had experienced severe injuries on the cliff, and they are processed by us.
One spring off-season unexpectedly changed everything.
Her name was incomprehensible to me, but I would have called her "BΖ°Ζ‘m BΖ°α»m"
At first thought you would think she was a British born Viet, but as we cut, the intoxicating smells of ginger, turmeric, even Dragonplum flower scent filled the air.
From that moment on, I knew I would own a Viet woman.
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neighbor wut
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Small island, everything is very boring compared to coasts.
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This neighbor got cucked by a corpse
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