https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/1872732440894292125
Ever heard of botanical sexism? It teaches that the federal government told everyone to plant only male trees so we would all be dependent on capitalism because female trees give away fruit for free. pic.twitter.com/cnyRnUSjPk
— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) December 27, 2024
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I just think it's funny that This b-word clearly doesnt own literally any fruit trees
Im tired of sweeping part-eaten rotting apples off my nice garden paths
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You're not supposed to sweep them away, silly. You're supposed to subsist exclusively off of them in order to defeat capitalism and
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But I cant subsist off them, the wildlife has already gotten the good bits
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I planted some mulberry trees and the god darn birds eat every single berry off the trees before they're ripe and I have yet to have a single berry after 2 years
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Its a constant battle with my raspberries and strawberries, I really need to get some netting up but thats not #aesthetic
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