Ever heard of botanical sexism? It teaches that the federal government told everyone to plant only male trees so we would all be dependent on capitalism because female trees give away fruit for free. pic.twitter.com/cnyRnUSjPk
— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) December 27, 2024
Smartest foid botanist discusses botanical sexism
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What the frick
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Huh TIL
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Wrong. All trees are boys and all flowers are girls. End of story.
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Even though this is crazy feminist bullshit, I actually do believe that on some level the government plants male trees because the idea of people just being able to walk outside and have a snack is incongruent with the soviet-style planned command economy imagery where everyone has to go to restraunts and grocery stores. The anti-car leftoids are sort of right in a tedpilled sort of way.
But seeing the transgender freaks totally counterract and defuse any sort of feminism like defusing the bomb in csgo is good for dramacoin
MALE TREES? did you just assume the tree's gender??!?
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I think you need to read moar gooder because the fricking queer intersex trees is fricking just like a fricking basic biological fact about trees, apparently.
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ERM? have you considered that intersex people exist? your argument is invalid. I am not going to explain why, because its so obvious I just destroyed you feminists with facts and logic.
How can women be opressed if women don't even exist and also the idea of gender is sexist, racist, imperialist and heteronormative.
-ben shaqueero
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Or they just don't plant fruit trees for a myriad of other reasons.
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oy vey! planting fruitful trees is le slightly more inconvenient for me as a government bureaucrat? This is why we can't have nice things. This is why we have homeless spikes on park benches. Wait, this reminds me of something... hits pipe
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than planting a fruit-bearing tree. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are planting, fertilizing, watering and trimming a tree for at decades solely so she can go and get picked by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little sapling- grinding her mulch, trimming her branches, making sure she had a healthy amount of water, killing the weeds, decorating her for christmas. All of it has one simple result: her fruit is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually pick her every branch.
Raised the perfect fruit-bearing tree? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who eats her fruit. He gets to eat her succulent fruit every season. He gets the benefits of her crispy and sweet food that came from the way you raised her.
As a city planner who plants fruit-bearing trees, you are LITERALLY dedicating at decades of your life simply to maintain a tree for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
!incels !applechads
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I don't think that's what !applechads is for
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yall dont like apples?
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Praying Trump gets elected so you get sent to some kind of concentration camp
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America is home of the ghetto (lawsuit) lottery. "Apples falling from the tree I parked under smashed my windshield. I took home pears from the park, made a pie, and now I'm sick. Time to sue the government." Hence no fruit.
Same reason why America has given up on building public fountains and parks with water features as compared to the rest of the developed world. Someone gets drunk, trips, and drowns in six inches of water, city's staring down a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
We should strength sovereign immunity: No negligence claims against the state and gross negligence claims follow the contributory negligence rule.
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The government should mandate that we only plant male Ginko Biloba trees, since the fruit the females grow literally smells like dog shit.
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Pest issues and potential liability are more likely. Tree stuff is local govt not the commiebureafeds.
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Reminds me of this example:
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If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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The government is only making guy trees. They are lonely, they have no female partner. So they turn to other guy trees. The government made the trees
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lmaooo yes u would bb
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There's something very disconcerting about her. Her face is too long, like it's melting.
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I'm not saying she's a looker or anything bb but you've said to plenty of uglier women so I'm still gonna call u out sorry
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You have revealed a lack of judgment in matters of sexual attraction
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the kind of r-slur that's so stupid that when someone who says "would" to everyone says "wouldn't" they have to question it. Listen I know you are trying to be funny, but you are genuinely, actually, stupid
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I've only had two glasses of wine but I have no idea wtf you're talking about here.
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I don't get it
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Don't bully him
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I just think it's funny that This b-word clearly doesnt own literally any fruit trees
Im tired of sweeping part-eaten rotting apples off my nice garden paths
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I planted some mulberry trees and the god darn birds eat every single berry off the trees before they're ripe and I have yet to have a single berry after 2 years
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Its a constant battle with my raspberries and strawberries, I really need to get some netting up but thats not #aesthetic
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You're not supposed to sweep them away, silly. You're supposed to subsist exclusively off of them in order to defeat capitalism and
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But I cant subsist off them, the wildlife has already gotten the good bits
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No way this isnt bait
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Why the long face?
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I've been listening to Bitcoin podcasts and reading posts on here and I've noticed a lot of you Bitcoiners are falling into the same logical error that I would expect a Keynesian economist or a particularly smooth-brained chimp to fall into. Fortunately I'm here to educate you guys.
Money is NOT a tool primarily for spending. This is NOT the most important feature nor primary purpose of money and is NOT why money has value. You do NOT use money when you spend it on a ham sandwich.
Money is a tool primarily for saving. This is the most important feature and primary purpose of money and is why money has value. You begin using money when you save in it and you cease using money when you exchange it for a ham sandwich.
This is why Keynesians and midwits with limited cognitive ability do not and will never see the value of Bitcoin. In their limited minds spending is what is important and this is why they go on and on about nonsense metrics like GDP
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