.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
The basics- why he's in jail & acquiring a phone
&I have terrible news. The state of Connecticut has sentenced me to 8 months in jail beginning on Nov 15. I have always tried to make the most out of my life, but today I am presented with an overwhelming challenge to overcome. pic.twitter.com/pBO1a7NZfS
β William Banks (@williambanks_) October 10, 2024
. After Dec 9th's announcement of "got a phone" He continues to retweet supporting messagesfree william banks btw he's based as frick https://t.co/lICTPyG1xa pic.twitter.com/Vn00LrH9ir
β #1 JOLLIEST FELLOW ππππππ (@horriblescifi) December 10, 2024
It's vlogging time
1. updating his fans and meeting his roomie
2. showing off a commissary haul from his fans, Life update & confirmation that he's a top bunk neighbor. His enemy appears
3. Holiday Preparations and trying to make peace- Setting up his Christmas tree, getting bullied & the importance of homemade christmas gifs, his bully
4. The cookie saga- baking a christmas cookie by mashing up packaged cookies, squabble neighbor, and debriefing after trying to give his bully a "cookie".
5. Aftermath & New Years- Journ*lism for Instagram/bully expose, a new years letter from his friend, hoping he's enjoying the cookies, happy new years, hanging with the homies, and playing football with the boys
6. a video simply labeled they are atheists which sounds like a vintage jinxthinker video title 
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It's so hot when you give me a chud award. If you're thinking of my veiny uncircumcised BBC ejaculating, I want you to give me a chud award in the next 24 hours.
@X I say this as a feminist ally.
Formerly Chuck's.
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I GOT BAITED BY
@Sneedman BBC 
JEWISH LIVES MATTER
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
Jewish lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withJewish lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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