Jinxthinker posts on /ck/ and decides that spaghetti is for girls, homosexuals, and people who want to be background characters in the Sopranos. It's been a scary day with murders and creeps making noise outside and a messy, stinky apartment inside.

the dejenerate podcast - u are eating a burger with me

• starts talking about dinner as if someone were eating with him.

• 0:45 He had to get his order from the curb, and someone else commented that his driver was lazy

• 1:15 There were scary sounds outside all day which delayed his dinner acquisition

• 2:20 Jinxmother hasn't visited in nearly a month. Shows that his room is getting fricked up with a mess and shit everywhere. The fridge is a stinky smelly boy.

• 3:20 It was also a scary day because he dreamt he was in full time prison, including women in his prison.

• 4:00 He heard another noise. He starts talking to his burger. In the dream he was in prison for life

• 5:00 He's drinking a pepsi. It's saturday, but the problem is that dreams can come true. Starts singing. He doesn't want to go to.............. prison because you can't listen to spotify and you can't do your own thing.

• 6:00 You might get a weirdo for a cellmate and he doesn't get along with people in close confinement space. Not even jinxsister, who gets annoying after a couple of days

• 6:55 the irony of the whole thing was he saw something about old windows on Facebook. When Jinxthinker was a young lad, and the family computer was a Compaq with win 95 and then win 98. Them were halcyon days, even XP. He's not a nerd for comptuters like some fat cute twink Scottish guy. People needed to give Vista a chance, like women. Then they started numbering them, like what the frick is up with that?

• 8:40 The thing about burgers is you chew them more than other food. Yesterday was no food day. Today isn't fulltime food day.

• 9:10 He found something new to masturbate too. It's adults but it's special, so he's not going to share it with you, but he assures you it's adults.

• 9:30 How often do you masturbate. You have to answer if you're a woman.

• 9:40 This is 2 burgers in 1. Normal burgers have one circle but this one has 2

• 10:10 Tomorrow being Sunday only complicates things. The shop opens late. It's too snowy outside. It's too scary. People are lurking and creepin'.

• 10:40 Jinxthinker started posting on /ck/ the cooking and food board. People had strong opinions on food, and jinxthinker is like "who gives a shit neighbor".

• 11:00 Spaghetti is for girls and strags. It's all carbs and it makes you lethargic. It's twirling on a fork like a homosexual. It's not a manly meal. People eat spaghetti because they want to be like Tony Soprano or some other type of greaseball wop. Frick that shit.

• 12:20 A friend recommended some websites, but jinxthinker knew them all. Gets mad at twitter for banning him. Substack is twitter for nerds (Trace btfo).

• 13:20 He has some opinions about wrestling. He's also still mad at reddit for banning him as well (real shit)

• 14:00 he shows the final remnants of the burger

!jinxthinkers are you a spaghetti-eating greaseball drinking limoncello at a meat market with your union job and rosery?