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EFFORTPOST GOOD post :drafts: There is a theory that Ariana Grande broke up two marriages to be with Ethan Slater (UGLY!) because he looks just like her brother. Is this true? Let's look at the evidence :marseydetective:

In case you've been living under a rock, Ariana Grande, pop singer superstar and current actress in the movie Wicked, destroyed two marriages to be with this very ugly looking man named Ethan Slater:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812HRrexVvmTS9xrw.webp

She was married to this man, Dalton Gomez, when she had an affair with Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812ICN-4dNSe4XbRg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814vzyX8NA-XWRmxw.webp

(There aren't a lot of pictures of Dolton, since he was pretty low key, but he's way better looking than Ethan)

Ethan was also married during this affair. Ethan's wife and him had been together since high school. His wife had just given birth, and it was a high risk pregnancy as well. The sick thing is that apparently Ari met Ethan's wife and even held their newborn baby while this affair was secretly happening and the wife had zero clue. Here's what Ethan's wife looked like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368038130TwEvg_uYPpMGQ.webp

We could talk about what huge piece of crap Ariana and Ethan are for being selfish and not thinking about how they were destroying two families. But I don't really care about that right now. Instead, I want to talk about why Ariana FREAKING Grande decided to be a homewrecker for such an ugly guy. I mean look at him:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qpnPq-HiBbsMUg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813zoPLvyWDHk8Pvw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qUsjJJi9qXW1Vg.webp

:marseydisgust: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

The thing is, even Ari's die hard fans do not like Ethan and don't understand why someone as hot as her would ruin her reputation for such an uggo. It would be one thing if he was mega rich or talented, but he's neither of those things, his biggest role before Wicked was playing freaking Sponge Bob in some musical. Ethan's wife was the breadwinner and making more money than Ethan. And if you're thinking "Well maybe he's super charismatic!", he isn't. You can look up interviews with him, he has zero charm or charisma.

Everyone was confused, until someone pointed out something disturbing. Ethan Slater looks exactly like Ariana's brother, Frankie Grande. And I don't mean they kind of look alike, I mean they look like twins separated from birth. See for yourself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813kvkR7lhMhPMAUA.webp

Ethan on the left, Frankie on the right.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813_AQnoz6vm6BFlQ.webp

Frankie on the left, Ethan on the right

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813IGX6Oqw88M0hfQ.webp

Someone decided to only photoshop Ethan's hair on Frankie. Ethan on the right, Frankie on the left.

For those who are unaware, Ariana and Frankie are super close. They are BFFs and Ari has made it no secret that she cares about Frankie more than just about anyone in her life. With that in mind, it kind of makes sense, in a sick sort of way. Ari can't frick her brother (He's literally gay so he's not interested in her even if they both wanted to act like they're from Alabama :marseyflagalabama:) so what does she do? She goes for someone who looks just like him, but isn't related!

Obviously we can't say for sure that this is why Ari went for Ethan. But it is the theory that makes the most sense, seeing as how Ethan has zero other redeeming qualities. This theory has gained so much popularity that people have started noticing that Frankie has recently changed up his hair and makeup, in a possible attempt to make himself look more different from Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814TwiVLcc1tkvLdA.webp

Idk how well it's working, they both look related still lol

What does rDrama think? Is Ari subconsciously trying to get with her brother, or it just a coincidence? Either way, ever since Ari has been with him, her looks have downgraded:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814FsMfEL8cukS3fw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504Ys6RuE5hGdrwIg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504i3ZekceD6Nut8g.webp

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That crazed white woman stare :marseyscared:

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honestly why does she look like an ex crack addict now?

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Shes way underweight


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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too much ozempic?

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:#marseystare:

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They look like they're about to try and sell me essential oils. :marseyscream:

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I was tricked into going to one of those MLM scam "parties", not once but twice!

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:#fellforitagainaward:

We need this but with a white woman holding a bunch of MLM shit.

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My coworker invited me to a party, and made it sound like it was just a regular get together party. No mention whatsoever about trying to sell shit. So I get there and it's all going well, until this women none of us knew announced she had something exciting to share with us, and then proceeded to bring out a bunch of jewelry and talk about how they're so amazing and yet so cheap! You could tell right away everyone in the party was blindsided and annoyed, yet we all felt like we had to buy this cheap crappy jewelry. Most paid for it right then and there, I told the lady I would buy it later and never did. I blocked her number and never accepted another invite from my coworker ever again!

The other time it was the same thing but with a family member and she was trying to get us to buy candle melts. Tbh they smelled really good so I bought some but it's still fricked up to trick people into thinking they're going to a regular party, then surprise them and try to pressure them into buying stuff.

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>I told the lady I would buy it later and never did. I blocked her number and never accepted another invite from my coworker ever again!

:marseykneel: queen shit

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That's why I never go to parties :taysmart: (It's not because I'm not invited :marseycope: )

The other time it was the same thing but with a family member and she was trying to get us to buy candle melts

Was it Scentsy? My mom got lured to one of those "parties" by her friend and bought some overpriced wax melts.

Tbh they smelled really good so I bought some but it's still fricked up to trick people into thinking they're going to a regular party, then surprise them and try to pressure them into buying stuff.

This is why they do it. :marseymerchantfoid:

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Lol yes it was Scentsy. yeah they were overpriced but tbh they did smell really nice and lasted forever, so I didn't feel too ripped off.

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I didn't actually know how overpriced they were. Double the price of the Yankee Candle wax melts. :marseyyikes:

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You could tell right away everyone in the party was blindsided and annoyed, yet we all felt like we had to buy this cheap crappy jewelry. Most paid for it right then and there,

Jfc what? If this happened to me zero chance I'm buying it or even pretending to buy it.

Just say "no" bb I believe in you

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Me too, i realized it seemed off and left

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Lucky you, I had to stay the entire time both times

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:#marseyl:

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I like just watched that King of the Hill episode

and its EVERYTHING

there was 2 actually

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YOU YOU YOU!!

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:#marseyviewerstare:

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This heres a sundown town, but you should totally stay, and tee hee


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They are looking at their new victim after they drained Ariana of her life essence.

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