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EFFORTPOST GOOD post :drafts: There is a theory that Ariana Grande broke up two marriages to be with Ethan Slater (UGLY!) because he looks just like her brother. Is this true? Let's look at the evidence :marseydetective:

In case you've been living under a rock, Ariana Grande, pop singer superstar and current actress in the movie Wicked, destroyed two marriages to be with this very ugly looking man named Ethan Slater:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812HRrexVvmTS9xrw.webp

She was married to this man, Dalton Gomez, when she had an affair with Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812ICN-4dNSe4XbRg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814vzyX8NA-XWRmxw.webp

(There aren't a lot of pictures of Dolton, since he was pretty low key, but he's way better looking than Ethan)

Ethan was also married during this affair. Ethan's wife and him had been together since high school. His wife had just given birth, and it was a high risk pregnancy as well. The sick thing is that apparently Ari met Ethan's wife and even held their newborn baby while this affair was secretly happening and the wife had zero clue. Here's what Ethan's wife looked like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368038130TwEvg_uYPpMGQ.webp

We could talk about what huge piece of crap Ariana and Ethan are for being selfish and not thinking about how they were destroying two families. But I don't really care about that right now. Instead, I want to talk about why Ariana FREAKING Grande decided to be a homewrecker for such an ugly guy. I mean look at him:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qpnPq-HiBbsMUg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813zoPLvyWDHk8Pvw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qUsjJJi9qXW1Vg.webp

:marseydisgust: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

The thing is, even Ari's die hard fans do not like Ethan and don't understand why someone as hot as her would ruin her reputation for such an uggo. It would be one thing if he was mega rich or talented, but he's neither of those things, his biggest role before Wicked was playing freaking Sponge Bob in some musical. Ethan's wife was the breadwinner and making more money than Ethan. And if you're thinking "Well maybe he's super charismatic!", he isn't. You can look up interviews with him, he has zero charm or charisma.

Everyone was confused, until someone pointed out something disturbing. Ethan Slater looks exactly like Ariana's brother, Frankie Grande. And I don't mean they kind of look alike, I mean they look like twins separated from birth. See for yourself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813kvkR7lhMhPMAUA.webp

Ethan on the left, Frankie on the right.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813_AQnoz6vm6BFlQ.webp

Frankie on the left, Ethan on the right

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813IGX6Oqw88M0hfQ.webp

Someone decided to only photoshop Ethan's hair on Frankie. Ethan on the right, Frankie on the left.

For those who are unaware, Ariana and Frankie are super close. They are BFFs and Ari has made it no secret that she cares about Frankie more than just about anyone in her life. With that in mind, it kind of makes sense, in a sick sort of way. Ari can't frick her brother (He's literally gay so he's not interested in her even if they both wanted to act like they're from Alabama :marseyflagalabama:) so what does she do? She goes for someone who looks just like him, but isn't related!

Obviously we can't say for sure that this is why Ari went for Ethan. But it is the theory that makes the most sense, seeing as how Ethan has zero other redeeming qualities. This theory has gained so much popularity that people have started noticing that Frankie has recently changed up his hair and makeup, in a possible attempt to make himself look more different from Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814TwiVLcc1tkvLdA.webp

Idk how well it's working, they both look related still lol

What does rDrama think? Is Ari subconsciously trying to get with her brother, or it just a coincidence? Either way, ever since Ari has been with him, her looks have downgraded:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814FsMfEL8cukS3fw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504Ys6RuE5hGdrwIg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504i3ZekceD6Nut8g.webp

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is this a libertarian mugshot

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Tim "Bag of Grenades" Kennedy

Probably a niche reference tbh

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He 100% looks like a creepy libertarian cartoon villain you see in children's movies.

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reminder! they are called Minor Attracted Persons (MAPs) and they have just as much of a right for love as any other orientation.

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:marseytrumpwrong:

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:#marseywoodchipper2:

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:#marseybased:

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Libertarian has nothing to do with anarchism. I realize you rtards got trapped in a 2014 meme like a bunch of lost boomers with a cable box but nobody really knows what you're talking about outside of your West Hollywood hills house party full of half dead chicks

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fell for the wordfilter

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I'm new here and I can tell I'm getting dumber by the minute it's almost like a third world street shitter that had a mother that was a donkey made this website

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Libertarian and/or schoolshooter

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That is my new favorite :mersya: Marsey :marseyunithecat:


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In that case you should probably pay the creator some money dont you think?

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Who is the creator :marseymccoxmaul: and how do I find out who created :marseyspaceghost2: certain Marseys?


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Why, the creator is me of course :marseyblowkiss:

You can check the emoji directory to see all emojis, and (if known) their creators.

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Search 'chapose' to see a collection of all the best marseys on this site :marseywink:

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