In case you've been living under a rock, Ariana Grande, pop singer superstar and current actress in the movie Wicked, destroyed two marriages to be with this very ugly looking man named Ethan Slater:
She was married to this man, Dalton Gomez, when she had an affair with Ethan:
(There aren't a lot of pictures of Dolton, since he was pretty low key, but he's way better looking than Ethan)
Ethan was also married during this affair. Ethan's wife and him had been together since high school. His wife had just given birth, and it was a high risk pregnancy as well. The sick thing is that apparently Ari met Ethan's wife and even held their newborn baby while this affair was secretly happening and the wife had zero clue. Here's what Ethan's wife looked like:
We could talk about what huge piece of crap Ariana and Ethan are for being selfish and not thinking about how they were destroying two families. But I don't really care about that right now. Instead, I want to talk about why Ariana FREAKING Grande decided to be a homewrecker for such an ugly guy. I mean look at him:
The thing is, even Ari's die hard fans do not like Ethan and don't understand why someone as hot as her would ruin her reputation for such an uggo. It would be one thing if he was mega rich or talented, but he's neither of those things, his biggest role before Wicked was playing freaking Sponge Bob in some musical. Ethan's wife was the breadwinner and making more money than Ethan. And if you're thinking "Well maybe he's super charismatic!", he isn't. You can look up interviews with him, he has zero charm or charisma.
Everyone was confused, until someone pointed out something disturbing. Ethan Slater looks exactly like Ariana's brother, Frankie Grande. And I don't mean they kind of look alike, I mean they look like twins separated from birth. See for yourself:
Ethan on the left, Frankie on the right.
Frankie on the left, Ethan on the right
Someone decided to only photoshop Ethan's hair on Frankie. Ethan on the right, Frankie on the left.
For those who are unaware, Ariana and Frankie are super close. They are BFFs and Ari has made it no secret that she cares about Frankie more than just about anyone in her life. With that in mind, it kind of makes sense, in a sick sort of way. Ari can't frick her brother (He's literally gay so he's not interested in her even if they both wanted to act like they're from Alabama ) so what does she do? She goes for someone who looks just like him, but isn't related!
Obviously we can't say for sure that this is why Ari went for Ethan. But it is the theory that makes the most sense, seeing as how Ethan has zero other redeeming qualities. This theory has gained so much popularity that people have started noticing that Frankie has recently changed up his hair and makeup, in a possible attempt to make himself look more different from Ethan:
Idk how well it's working, they both look related still lol
What does rDrama think? Is Ari subconsciously trying to get with her brother, or it just a coincidence? Either way, ever since Ari has been with him, her looks have downgraded:
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gross
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but you didn't deny it
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Did you even read @ToeBeans effortpost? We don't want to frick our brothers, we want a totally different, unrelated person who looks and acts exactly like the only man who ever treated us with love and respect.
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Kinda cliche at this point
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in all seriousness my dad and my brother are both great and I love them very much. I've never dated a guy that looked a lot like them, but I'm sure that subconsciously my ideals of masculinity were shaped by growing up with them as models. I get along with my sister-in-law and we have kinda similar personality, except she's not really into tech.
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No. Be crazy, cut yourself, send me the blood in a paper bag.
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I stopped cutting a long time ago.
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Its sad knowing plenty of people like to have their skinn peeled and burned but are just too worried about the social impact. I had to leave the small S&M scene because everyone else was just sad/crazy.
It isnt self harm, its a treat enjoyed it moderation, and if you get someone else to donit for you then it is no longer suicidal ideation.
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It's fricking r-slurred is what it is
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For me it wasn't an S&M thing. I used to cut when I was really stressed out in high school and a little bit in college, it wasn't suicidal but it was self-harm
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You can literally just start again
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um
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My first serious girl friend was a lot like my mother. She could do a perfect impression of her on accident. It was kinda creepy
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do u like bangladeshi men
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Jesus fricking Christ this batshit insane foid isn't only ugly she's a Jannie here?
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Tbh he probably is the only man in her life that hasn't sexualized her.
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Furry Rights are Human Rights
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Which circles back to...hetero foids can't be best friends with hetero moids because even in the 5% of cases where the moid is not interested in her, the foid will instead want to frick him because of exactly that reason
Circle of COOM
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Nah, she's been passed around Hollywood since she was a kid.
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Try using incognito mode for the next porn search all that sleep porn is slowly turning you into a grape enjoyer
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Why are foids so mad about being "sexualized"? Especially when they openly sexualize themselves all the time?
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Yeah but she's not an average woman, she's been diddled and passed around Hollywood since she was a kid.
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Then why are u chasing me ?
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