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rumor has it that american zoomers are protesting tiktok ban by moving to different chinese spyware app and learning mandarin in defiance ((((basedbasedbasediftrve)))

https://x.com/userbfIy/status/1878768303696699565

ok I know it's probably like 10 people doing this but look how heckin cute and wholesome they are :marseypleading2:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhLIGv_WIAAGDUS?format=jpg&name=large

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please please please :marsey#hope: let this be how china wins think of how funny it would be omg

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>Burgers

>learning foreign language

:surewalz:

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Before they know it, rednote will be yet another unofficial US colony :marseypatriot:

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wait until young chinamen discover:

  • hip hop

  • that chinese censors are bad at interpreting slang or sarcastic English (CHINA IS #1 BEST KOREA)

  • where da yt wimin at

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THEYRE NOT SENDING THEIR BESSY.

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oh noes but Hasan told me China loves strags and queers. I'm so confused!


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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I'd like them a lot better too if @PillsburyDoughboy was legally allowed too throw them off buildings. JK. Trans lives matter

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That :marseyturkroach: needs to be clapped by a Syrian, inshallah

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:marseyconfused:

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every platform suspends people who break the rules

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But your dream will die if they continue to do so :marseysad:

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Why¿ :marseytears:

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Because then there won't be any r-slurred zoomers on that website anymore :marseysad:

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wait until young chinamen discover hip hop

They already have :marsey69:

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holy shit it's so bad lmaooo

thanks for sharing bb

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Tbf I did purposefully pick the worst rap genre, performed by some chiggers on top of that

But mandarin really doesn't work for most rap IMO, it just sounds too soft

Female led, more pop/R&B leaning stuff sounds decent I'd say

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Yeah also this might be a hot take but rap just isn't terribly musical, most of the "punch" comes from the lyrics so if you don't understand the lyrics it's just not gonna hit very hard. I mean the music behind the lyrics in the first one you posted is literally just some simple percussion and the same bass note over and over lmao.

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But most of the time lyrics are hardly legible? :marseyconfused: I think for a lots songs it's as lyrical as Gregorian chant

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I don't think it's that bad :marseysad:

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yeah but nobody cares about u bb

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But I do? :marseysad:

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>88

:marseypearlclutch: :marseyhitler2:

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I wonder if zoomers will adapt to the r-slurred "unalive" speak to get around word filters in Chinese but I doubt most will even make it that far.

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um B-word please, and :marseyeyeroll: Ive never met a Canadian who would even try to speak French if it wasnt their native language

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"rumour has it" is a fantastic get out clause, you can say whatever wacky thing popped into your head!

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Rumour has it that @pizzashill and @Pojom are getting back together! !besties you heard it hear first! :marseyexciteddance:

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Pizzashill and Pojom linked up :marseyspitmoji:

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What's happening? :marseyconfused:

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But you said you learned another language? :marseyconfused:

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