.webp?h=10 "Emoji Crown (hearts and shooting stars) - 💫This is techically the dizzy symbol, but it looks like a shooting star for Apple users 😘")
death to zionazi scum 
https://x.com/userbfIy/status/1878768303696699565
american tiktok users installing a chinese app (rednote) directly on their phone bc of the tiktok ban is hilarious pic.twitter.com/F9rfqarCLv
— 🐻❄️⁷ is happy (@userbfIy) January 13, 2025
ok I know it's probably like 10 people doing this but look how heckin cute and wholesome they are 
please please please 
let this be how china wins think of how funny it would be omg
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I wonder if zoomers will adapt to the r-slurred "unalive" speak to get around word filters in Chinese but I doubt most will even make it that far.
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Before they know it, rednote will be yet another unofficial US colony
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wait until young chinamen discover:
hip hop
that chinese censors are bad at interpreting slang or sarcastic English (CHINA IS #1 BEST KOREA)
where da yt wimin at
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They already have
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holy shit it's so bad lmaooo
thanks for sharing bb
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Tbf I did purposefully pick the worst rap genre, performed by some chiggers on top of that
But mandarin really doesn't work for most rap IMO, it just sounds too soft
Female led, more pop/R&B leaning stuff sounds decent I'd say
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Yeah also this might be a hot take but rap just isn't terribly musical, most of the "punch" comes from the lyrics so if you don't understand the lyrics it's just not gonna hit very hard. I mean the music behind the lyrics in the first one you posted is literally just some simple percussion and the same bass note over and over lmao.
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But most of the time lyrics are hardly legible?
I think for a lots songs it's as lyrical as Gregorian chant
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I don't think it's that bad
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yeah but nobody cares about u bb
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But I do?
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THEYRE NOT SENDING THEIR BESSY.
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oh noes but Hasan told me China loves strags and queers. I'm so confused!
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'd like them a lot better too if @PillsburyDoughboy was legally allowed too throw them off buildings. JK. Trans lives matter
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That
needs to be clapped by a Syrian, inshallah
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every platform suspends people who break the rules
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But your dream will die if they continue to do so
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Why¿
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Because then there won't be any r-slurred zoomers on that website anymore
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um B-word please, and
Ive never met a Canadian who would even try to speak French if it wasnt their native language
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"rumour has it" is a fantastic get out clause, you can say whatever wacky thing popped into your head!
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Rumour has it that
@pizzashill and 
@Pojom are getting back together! !besties you heard it hear first! 
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Pizzashill and Pojom linked up
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What's happening?
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But you said you learned another language?
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Certain young burgers are truly dumbest people in the world
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They truly have it too easy. Some back-breaking work would do them good. And a little starvation for good measure.
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Up to the Mountains and Down to the Countryside Movement, American edition, when
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Hopefully never, I sure don't want them pooping up my rural town.
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Too late
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1 young college girl wife for every country bumpkin! Intel menace is no more.
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when i was young there wasnt porn instead u would pay a dime to the rag and bone man to carve a drawing of a nudester on a clay tablet then when we got older we would get broom closet jolly time with patsy by giving her a charlotte russe but then she got balloon sized and many were sad because balloon patsy couldn't fit in broom closet for jolly time
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Dont even joke about the suffering us boomers went through, and You know how in Terminator Kyle Reese has that one photo of Sarah Conner??? I had this one photo of Salma Hayek, and Thats what kept me alive through those years and thats the tea, sis
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imagination > porn
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They should be beaten by moonmetropolis
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If you know how China works this is hilarious because that's literally how CCP operates
Every time there's a domestic scandal, anti-Japan, anti-US, or general anti-West content soars in popularity on Chinese social media, very curious
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ahem, rule 11
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You think China is revisionist therefore you are rule 11 posting in extreme bad faith
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Wdym?
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I don't want to hear it, Mao/Deng hating
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Liar
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I don't lie
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And then turn around and say those anti-whatever attitude was astroturfed.
Commies love to claim themselves as some pawn without agency.
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Commies are like women, except you are morally obligated to kill them rather than put up with them
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This wrinkle of the anticommie cult never made sense to me. Indiscriminately murder these people because sometimes their ideology ends up indiscriminately murdering people? That's hardly unique to commies.
It's all
So
Fake
And fricking gay. You all make hating commies gay. That I can never forgive.
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I'm too correct about everything to be a commie.
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i downloaded it because the chinese seemed friendly and like they want to talk to burgers from the screens i was seeing
i tried to get a weibo account back in 2020 but needed a referral from a mainlander
so i tried wechat international version but it wouldnt let me actually make an account either
i think talking to mainland chinese would be interesting
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There's a site What's on Weibo that will talk about what memes are going on in Chinese social media at the moment.
ChinaSMACK was really good for this in the 2000s but apparently the website is down as of this month. It's where I got stuff like my tragically underrated post about The Most Awesome Chinese Female Reporter Ever. Or everyone on the Chinese internet saying that girls who watch k-dramas are literally r-slurred. Hopefully the really good stuff has been archived.
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even i cant get a wechat account LOL
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i was trying to learn mandarin during coof lockdowns and to facilitate my chinese agent larp on ruqqus but that shit isnt at all like a normal language and apps + neurodivergent superpower with linguistics was no help with something so alien even for base level stuff and there were no classes in the area
so i figured frick it ill just talk to actual chinese and supplement immersion with the best i can self teaching from resources
it is impossible to talk to actual chinese
china literally will not let you do it
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most singaporeans here study chinese until the age of 16 but we're mostly meh at it because we use a mixture of english and chinese
like when i speak to my friends or family it'd be like "ching chong bing bong politician is r-slurred ching chong"
and then i try to say the same thing to a mainlander who doesnt know english it'd be like "ching chong bing bong" ... what is chinese for "politician"
it's really very hard unless you're on a constant diet of chinese media i think, when i binge on chinese shows my language skills improve significantly lol
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When I go to Singapore, this is what I will say to customs to make them like me.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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LOL straight to interrogation
"are ruuuu poritrical infruencer?? 
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That's how Indians speak as well.
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peenoise too, right?
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I dont know what they mean, and But it reminds me of a joke that somebody from Tahiti once told me:
Why dont the Japanese ride horses??? Because theyre already ponies, and
(It like only works in French.)
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The one I have stuck in my head is some Filipino politician talking about a scandal, and Inga pinga binga ginga, and The bottom line is, the governor has a mistress!
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X (formerly chiobu) doesn't know Chinese
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wdym?
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Lmao
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I hated Hong Kongers for doing this when I was little, then I heard how Singaporean talk.
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^carp
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heck yeah neighbor china is cool
wouldnt want to live there but id love to go spend like 4 months checking it out
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You can go over there and bring them freedom like Rocky did to the USSR when he beat Ivan Drago.
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Who are those people?
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it's carp
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But there's three people?
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Yeah carp is pretty fat.
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Yeah, if you grew up in Asia and didnt hear Europeanish languages around age 1-3 you will never hear the same sounds that we do, and No matter how much immersion you get, it wont help, and Vice versa, and I know people whove lived here 30+ years, understand English perfectly, and its still harder than heck to understand them
Ive heard Chinese has some additional dimension to it thats inscrutable but you dont even need that to cockblock your efforts to learn the language
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!asians, come laugh at redactor and his atonal ears
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This is why I don't even try to be the Rachel Dolezal of Chinese.
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It's kinda by design; the language being hard to learn is part of how they enforce social structure. During the Cultural Revolution, when they pushed Mandarin as the "one true Chinese language," they could've reformed it and made it easier - but they deliberately didn't. Makes it easier to concentrate education within the Party, then give out appointments and gibs based on "education" (aka do you sound like a local r-slur or a Beijinger).
Plus if us gweilos can't learn it, we can't spread our dangerous ideas.
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same tbh
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I just looked and it's top suggested on play store lmao what the heck see you there
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is it video-based or can you use the internet as its meant to be used and type to people
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it's literally tiktok
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I think its a bit closer to instagram with more "blog" features
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it's literally just tiktok with more Chinese people lol
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You're a Chinese spy?
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It's Chinese instagram.
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I was told it's TikTok?
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It's more Instagram than TikTok. Chinese TikTok is literally TikTok but with more restrictions (Douyin).
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