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your doctor isn't your enemy, the CEO is

Regardless of your thoughts on CEOs, doctors are absolutely your enemy. They make lawyers look like benign non-parasites. How did they escape the greedy scumbag label societies throughout history rightfully gave them?

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How did they escape the greedy scumbag label societies throughout history rightfully gave them?

Probably because if you piss them off enough, you die lmao

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At least lawyers are honest about furthering the goals of their client, doctors try to sell you pills and don't even tell you that they get kickbacks for it.

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The US system of doctors being incentivized to give you as much treatment as possible is still better than the European system of doctors being incentivized to do as little as possible

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I like the Canadian system of doctors being incentivized to euthanize Canadians tho

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I urge every leaf dramatard to fill this out

https://www2.gov.bc.ca/assets/gov/health/forms/1633fil.pdf

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I just think it's funny that Ive got a DNR and it drives literally everyone at the hospital nuts, and Noooooo youre too young for that!!! We have to keep you alive for another couple weeks in a coma to milk more money out of your insurance! :soycry:

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Yeah people always say "yeah but they have public healthcare which is better than NO healthcare" and I'm like yeah but you go to a fricking clinic missing a finger and they'll tell you to just superglue it closed and gtfo and maybe you can have some ibuprofen

Now the US will airlift you to the Mayo Clinic, may cost 50k, though. You can just never pay the bill

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Darn didn't know we had any hospital CEOs on here

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I'm a premed student

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the gay doctor in philly insisted i get full STD tests...neighbor, i am an incel.

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  • SlidingDonGER : Redactor is in need of :rape: . Can anyone in !friendsofredactor0 help :marseyflirt:

Best Redactor story in my life: Im at detox and sitting down for lunch with my besties, a bunch of fent addicts, and One of them mentions how the doctor asks how many sexual partners he had in the last 6 months and thats the tea, sis

I say Hey wtf, why didnt she ask me how many sexual partners I had in the last 6 months??? Oh... :marseyhmm: and its EVERYTHING

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um !followers !friendsofredactor0

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Incels are just temporally embarrassed bottoms tho.

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He thought you were bussy poppin on the side

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lawyers are honest about furthering the goals of their client

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omg! Good one

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For a brief window, medicine advanced so quickly and in ways that unambiguously helped people.

That we were so smitten with our doctors and new longevity, we noticed not two cancers bud.

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I'm sorry but the guy who makes 1.3mil/year because he specialized in finger joint replacement surgery the AMA lobbied to get a new billing code for despite dubious clinical value and a statistical increase in insurance costs, drives a Panamera Turbo and cheats on his wife with all the office hoes he exclusively hires based on rack niceness is a healthcare hero who can't be questioned

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It's very strange that amidst all the "murder health industry people" encouragement, the guy who decides to leave you to die if you can't cough up the cash somehow still bears a good reputation.

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