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new unit of measurement just dropped
how many pizzashills of carbon have you used this year, anon?
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Given that pizzashill eats expired food that would otherwise release methane into the environment in a landfill, he's actually a net carbon sink and basically the Greta Thunberg of rdrama.
Worryingly, I'm unsure which of them will resort to violence to achieve their goals first, and I pray they don't have offspring together as that being would be immensely powerful and malevolent
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What happens when two people with FAS reproduce? Is the baby totally fricked up?
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Pizzashills antisocial behavior, misogyny and industrious thrift combined with Greta's disgust for industrial society and human progress, mixed with a combination of autism, downs syndrome, and FAS genetics would surely create Giga-Hortler: The Additional Chromosome Tyrant. Billions will die.
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They become a person who believes they're a woman
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And how do you discount the carbon footprint of meat production once the meat is expired?
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The methane emitted by rotting meat actually increases the carbon footprint.
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I think we all knew in our hearts that the answer would involve
being an even worse person than we thought. !enemiesofpizzashill
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Does the methane and sulphur dioxide have put off by an expired tenderloin get factored in as well?
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We're working on methane capture for Pizza's fridge, but he just started ranting about "foids" when the woman delivering the hardware showed up.
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I keep this handy conversion chart laminated on my desk:
Volume: One Pizzashill = 10cm^3 of perfectly arranged and accounted for arugula
Incelgadro's Number: 6.9x10^420 Death's Head moths stuffed in victims' throats
Sound: The noise produced by one landing gear tire touching down at Heathrow per sigh of relief
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