Hecko hecko hecko everypony.
First things first: Ovarit has levels. rDrama is nothing if not an incoherent mishmash of the best (worst) parts of everywhere else on the internet so Aevann asked me how I feel about adding a leveling system to rDrama. I hated it at first and was dismissive of it because it's basically just truescore but with a "how do you fellow web 3.0 users look im gamified". On Ovarit, at least. But then I thought about it more and I got kind of excited. We can make it into something not shit here. Maybe? What would you like to see from a leveling system?
Badges, of course. Maybe shop discounts. Maybe gay little unlockable icons beside your name like for houses (and paypigs on WPD)? Titles in the style of Ruqqus? Loot (random awards/hats/coins/whatever) when you level up? Something else entirely? Brainstorm below, we'll go through them and see if any don't suck and then have more referendums if needed.
Second things second: It is the Year of the Chud. To make up for the decreased reach of /h/chudrama from homosexuals who won't unblock it, starting later today (probably, depends on Aevann's schedule), every thread in /h/chudrama will pay 8 coins per vote. Comments will pay 2 coins per vote. With the increased rate and overreach of chud purges, I am literally begging you to use /h/chudrama more. It's better there. Now it pays more. Seriously, unblock /h/chudrama and use it. You don't even need to chudpost there.
Third things third: 
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Feature ideas I would like to see:
Have Marseys become collectibles
Marseys hatch from eggs that you can win/buy/trade
Marsey races that you can bet on in the casino
Giant omelette
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One day McCoxMaul will finish this
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he was also gonna make a third currency, casino chips, with a dedicated casino shop where you could buy stuff like skins for card decks and shit
he had me go through and make an entire gay porn skin for cards
i spent over an hour counting peepeees inside male buttholes and this is not hyperbolic
!friendsofcarp
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Can you post the porn skins since you already made them? Add them as emojis maybe?
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rDramas most Catholic user
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german catholics will bless gays without issue
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Germans are not people and automatically go to heck.
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Was this before or after the poker thing?
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I am proud
of you for enduring
Glory to Russia!
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Rare Marseys that fade the more they're used
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Purchasable Marsey booster packs with collectible foil Marseys
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not related to levels and there is a 0% chance i can talk him into any of this but i love all of these so i am pinning it
fantastic work 2024 fish of the year
The only thing Carp is incapable of is making a bad post.
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You can marry Marsey and have babies with her
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More for me
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This is why we never got horses.
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Carp confirmed today we're getting horses, shoes, pets, and AI versions of all female rDrama users you can harass to your hearts content.
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Sounds like a generic nft scam lol
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We already did nft's like 2 years ago tho, so...
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MarseyFTs. Design Spex
Each marsey is owned by one user (initially random)
When you use marseys in a post or comment, the owner(s) earns marseybux based on your upmarseys.
Example: if you use one marsey in a comment that recieves 50 upmarseys, the owner gets 50s marseybux.
If you use 2 different marseys, each recieves 25 marseybux.
(The poaster still gets coins from votes, regardless.)
You can buy and sell marseys, of course. Paypigs can force a sale from non-paypigs for 10k (hostile takeover), otherwise it's voluntary and users set the price.
If the owner doesn't use a marsey for 1 month, ownership is transferred to someone else at random.
Carps work the same way, but the owners earn marseybux from downmarseys.
Aevann, marsey inverse stock markst when?
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Are there still plans to finally implement poker in the casino(as is written in the Site Guide)?
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