Hecko hecko hecko everypony.
First things first: Ovarit has levels. rDrama is nothing if not an incoherent mishmash of the best (worst) parts of everywhere else on the internet so Aevann asked me how I feel about adding a leveling system to rDrama. I hated it at first and was dismissive of it because it's basically just truescore but with a "how do you fellow web 3.0 users look im gamified". On Ovarit, at least. But then I thought about it more and I got kind of excited. We can make it into something not shit here. Maybe? What would you like to see from a leveling system?
Badges, of course. Maybe shop discounts. Maybe gay little unlockable icons beside your name like for houses (and paypigs on WPD)? Titles in the style of Ruqqus? Loot (random awards/hats/coins/whatever) when you level up? Something else entirely? Brainstorm below, we'll go through them and see if any don't suck and then have more referendums if needed.
Second things second: It is the Year of the Chud. To make up for the decreased reach of /h/chudrama from homosexuals who won't unblock it, starting later today (probably, depends on Aevann's schedule), every thread in /h/chudrama will pay 8 coins per vote. Comments will pay 2 coins per vote. With the increased rate and overreach of chud purges, I am literally begging you to use /h/chudrama more. It's better there. Now it pays more. Seriously, unblock /h/chudrama and use it. You don't even need to chudpost there.
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Chess would fricking rule and I don't even like chess
@Aevann is this viable?
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It needs to be Monopoly and you play for DC. @Aevann
The game should run continuously with a set number of player slots for each piece (Dog, Battleship, etc.). You buy in for 2000 DC and play until you either quit with your winnings (incl selling out all your properties to clear the board) or bankrupt your DC buy-in, and then someone else can buy in to take your place.
Other users should be able to watch the game / talk shit in a chatroom even if they're not playing. !metashit
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Monopoly is dogshit
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You're dogshit.
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Why don't you recommend chutes and ladders while you're at it?
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yes, why not indeed?
Why don't you suggest Go if you want Serious Brain Game?
You know rdrama chess will just be who-can-cheat-the-most-with-Stockfish anyway.
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Then make it cheaters chess. Or a social game like apples to apples
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apples to apples / cards against but w/ rdrama memes would be really cringy but maybe fun for the first couple plays
maybe something like codenames (codewords? that team based word guessing game) could be interesting
unfortunately if i'm being really for real here the userbase will probably be able to suck the fun out of any of these games tho they're v impressive in that way
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Isn't Apples to Apples just what we do with regular posting?
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madlibs except every blank is always "bussy"
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I recommend lynching BIPOCs and stroking out the fastest COOM on live stream (camera should only show your shenis to avoid dox, although multiple strags will immediately know who each of you are).
Who's with me @Grue @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Wuzizname @tempest @coned @lovesick_girl @hACAppy_2025
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Candyland!
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a game infinitely more fun than chess
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If you haven't played Monopoly until your mom got so mad she "accidentally" tipped over the board and announced it was bedtime then you've never really lived.
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MonopolyRisk® until yourmomwife got so mad she "accidentally" tipped over the board and announced it was bedtime then you've never really livedJump in the discussion.
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it just takes so long and literally nobody who plays it seems to know what the actual rules are, especially around stuff like mortgages
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That's why it works well as a permanent site feature that runs eternally in the casino.
Will lead to hilariously stupid arguments and shitfits when imagined house rules, official actual monopoly rules, and @Aevann's hacked together implementation of them all disagree.
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!neurodivergents !autism Aevann should also add a working game of Axis and Allies Global 1940 Second Edition to the site it would be cool k thanks bye
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@Aevann if you do monopoly, go the Game of Dice route, where you can cheat and use paypig powers to rig the game instead of relying on luck
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This is just a jackpot machine
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I FRICKING LOVE CASINOOOOS
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Too many afk-iggers for a real time game that long
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Monopoly is almost deterministic: you can get N minutes to take your turn and if you don't take it, the game rolls the dice for you, moves your piece and takes your money if you land on a hotel.
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I guess that'd work but that's a ton to implement decision making bots / AI plus I wouldn't want my DC on the line if I'm can't play myself.
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You could play until you were bored and then cash out and let someone else have a turn. I imagine it will eventually end up with @Gruemble never sleeping until he parks a hotel on every property and camping the whole board forever until @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS grass awards him for his own good.
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The bots wouldn't make any decisions or need much logic, it would just roll for you while you're asleep.
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@Brevis-Claus skill issue. Land on better properties.
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No quitsies in Monopoly. Maybe you can pay another 2000 DC to smash the game board and end the game.
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it needs to be scrabble and yahtzee
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Here's the link to the naughty site : https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/meta/post/267311/reposted-to-fix-post-mistakes-star
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