about their drinking
We've looked at Daily Mail comments on drinking in the past in Daily Mail commenters have better opinions than boozers and alcoholmisia combined, let's see how they react to the latest evidence that drinking is 
bad for you.
Overall, researchers found having just one alcoholic drink a week raises the risk of suffering from about 19 health conditions compared to not drinking at all.
These included a higher risk of colon and esophageal cancers and of liver cirrhosis.
Dr Kevin Shield, who was involved with the report, told DailyMail.com: 'It's important to note that our report found that no level of alcohol consumption is completely risk-free.
'The analysis results show that, among drinkers, the lower their alcohol consumption, the lower their risk of mortality.
'Conversely, as alcohol consumption increases, so does the risk of mortality. So when it comes to alcohol use, less is best for health.'
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I hate the way that old boomers write online.
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So...
They're approaching this like the baseline is 0 and not 5?
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westoids to kids: don't do drugs kids. It doesn't make you cool or your group cool.
Westoids to themselves: WAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! let me have my one drink a day otherwise I will be the only uncool wine mom!
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That's not what it's like at all. Basically all standards of... anything that we used to have are gone. Pretty much everything goes now. Cocaine, ecstasy, etc. are socially acceptable for young teenagers. The cops don't care because they know that's the next to get legalized. And the parents, they say "well I'm an r-slur who did drugs as a kid and I want my daughter to be just like me."
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Drug use (for basically all drugs) is down among young people and teenagers. Drinking, marijuana, and illicit drugs. Teenagers are also having way less sec and the teem pregnancy rate is.down 70+% since the 90s.
https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/reported-use-most-drugs-among-adolescents-remained-low-2024
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NL freaks out about population decline every week but never wants to consider that you have to pick either legal abortion OR a stable population
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The abortion rate is also way down.
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/03/25/what-the-data-says-about-abortion-in-the-us/
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Zoomzooms are boring af
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Your entire account:
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And we love it
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It's nice to see I'm succeeding at it!
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Source?
Is East Asia the future of humanity and all other strains of "races" (sub-species) going to go extinct?
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If we want America to survive we have to important asians to replace us.
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What about taking in Africans instead.
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I don't knew well enough yet to be sure exactly how we should use their stock.
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Physical labor stock. Brought in too raise fertility levels and provide enough workers.
Trans lives matter too Jews.
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The frick you hanging out with?
Have you considered moving out of Portland or whatever?
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All the time.
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pretty sure drug use in teens is down
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same logic as circumcision
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alcohol is so incredibly destructive to society it's baffling to me how we've enabled it to this extent.
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Some white pipo developed some genes that make them more productive the more drunk they are or something?
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Ya me
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I don't even drink much but this is an L take.
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This your worst take ever, Pizza. Getting loser pissed every weekend is so common amongst white people and white people are responsible for society. Thus, alcohol is not destructive to society. Alcohol is responsible for society. You don't drink and the most you've ever accomplished is having a skilled Warcraft character.
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Aren't some of your most upmarseyd posts you going on a bender with some teenage girls after your breakup?
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This sudden "alcohol is bad for you" psyop is a prelude to imposing sharia law, mark my words.
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Alcohol is bad but life is fricking shit without at least occasional drinking.
Like you think anyone enjoys the work Christmas party when sober?
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Being drunk at the work Christmas party is a terrible idea.
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Being dead sober is much worse
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why, what did you do
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Ask Janet
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You a chubby chaser?
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I don't drink but even back when I did I'd only have one beer at work events. Work events are a terrible place to let your guard down.
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yeah ur hiding something. never trust a teetotaller
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Nah, it's legit a trap unless you work somewhere chill. I once worked at one of those woke places where half the staff has twelve pronouns that change monthly and think r-slur is a slurβ¦you think those fricks weren't just waiting for you to say non approved no no words or mistake xir for xer, to then go to HR and try to steal your promotion? Frick that noise. Dead butt sober all party every party.
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That happened here recently and every female -run team is joyless and full of backbiting. The men cant be men.
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The secret is to crash other work Christmas parties and get drunk.
Just don't act schizo in front of her
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Gotta ride the buzz
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Gym is better, you're fat.
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why do you think the pentagon created ISIS?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/03/us-isis-syria-iraq
the US was trying to unite the world under global caliphate all along
!slots100
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can you imagine radical sharia islamic society with rampart drug use/drinking? after letting women run the west for a while now, I think its about time we try it for a few years.
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That's just Pakistan and the Gulf States.
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yeah immediately after i typed it i was thinking afghan warlords
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So if you're going to get all these risks just from one drink a week u may as well just drink MORE
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GOOD point
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That's if you believe these people are only having one drink per week.
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Can someone remind me why this is a bad thing? Am I supposed to want to live longer or something?
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The longer you live the longer you can spend on rdrama
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to be fair to the
Daily Mail boomers, that newspaper has been reporting bogus nonsense about how good wine is for you since around 1990 when the shittarded study linking 'moderate drinking' to longer lifespans came out
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Like everything else wrong in this world I blame white women.
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you lucky it aint wednesday neighbor
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Burgers want to normalize drug use so bad when they're already addicted to ten other things.
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It's been six months since I've had a drink. Longest Ive made it so far. Im so glad I stopped drinking before alcohol started causing cancer
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Congrats! Have you noticed any difference? I didn't really but I guess it's nice not having hangovers or randomly waking up feeling like shit after two beers.
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Thanks! Not much of a physical difference for me, but my wife stopped getting random bruises for some reason
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Is the White House a scientist? Where did he get his PhD?
I hate how probability is always presented.
"Did you know that if you're a non-smoker and live with a smoker, you're TWENTY TIMES MORE LIKELY to get lung cancer compared to someone who isn't exposed to secondhand smoke?"
Well if you're a single nonsmoker, your risk of lung cancer is like, 0.001%. Twenty times that is still 0.02%.
This report is "boring r-slurs less likely to have conditions that indicate a fulfilling life"
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the problem with living with a smoker isn't that your balls will explode or whatever, it's that it'll make everything constantly stink like shit, stain the walls, and destroy furniture. All the studies about how smoking is le bad are made up so we have an excuse to avoid this fate
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I didn't realise that drinking LITERAL POISON was an indicator of a fulfilling life
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If you're what life is like without drinking then I never want to sober up
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Most people are physically incapable of understanding basic mathematics with real world applications like compound interest their brains would explode if they tried to comprehend basic statistics like relative risk.
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I know drinking is bad for me, but without it my driving would be so boring
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Motherlover will do literally anything but put out a new album. Trans lives matter
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For anyone confused, researchers started looking into the whole "1 glass of wine a day is aktually good for you!" studies and found all kinds of problems with the control group and realized that was an r-slured conclusion to draw. Also for good measure they went the california route and linked it to 80 different types of cancers. Boozers are not happy being told drinking poison for a few hours of fun is bad
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how is this news? Its obviously poison that when taken in small doses can be fun, butt its no different than drinking flavoured paint thinner. Like its plainly obvious in that it makes you have a hangover if you have to much that its toxic and therefore probably somewhat carcinogenic.
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Snapshots:
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So alcohol is gonna be the new scapegoat for all the GI cancers on the rise definitely not caused by the plastics leaching out of your spatula made from recycled computer plastics?
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I don't drink because it makes my tummy hurt
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Sometimes when my tummy hurts I drink instead of taking laxatives to make my tummy expell itself out of my bum so the pain stops.
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Is this the boomers 'but I had breakfast this morning'? Why are they so r-slurred? Also a lot of them are probably lying anyway.
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Thank God I'm drinking way more then
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Prohibition 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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I'm hoping it kills me, sooner rather than later
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Ok then you need 2
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