[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugcapitalist:] Will the Federal Government of the United States Kill ALL Zoomers?

TikTok will be sold to an American company and continue operating. - 41 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

It will be sold to a non-US company and @hACAppy_2025 will win at slots, namaste - 8 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

TikTok will be kill - 77 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Tim Apple will bravely refuse to remove TikTok from the Apple store, in bold DEFIANCE of the kkkorupt kkkapitalist kkkrooks running the so-called "United" States - 7 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

It will be sold to :marseyelmo: and promptly renamed TixTox - 3 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)


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!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !asians

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Trump won't enforce the ban. Add this option

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Option 4.

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It will be sold to :marseyelmo: and promptly renamed TixTox

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Soon to be a wholly owned subsidiary of Live Nation/Ticketmaster

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what is elmo supossed to represent?

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The muskrat, elongated.

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:#marseyhyperthonk:

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:marseyjudge: "kill. All. Zoomers"

:marseyhmmm: "Even George Floyd?"

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TikTok will lose about 17% of their market and who knows how much of their future revenue

Billionaire businessman and real estate mogul Frank McCourt and his internet advocacy group recently announced it had submitted a proposal to buy the social media site from ByteDance. Famed Shark Tank investor Kevin O'Leary has also joined the effort.

The group has not disclosed details of the bid.

If a sale occurs, the former owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers said he would plan to restructure TikTok and give more agency to people "over their digital identities and data" by migrating the platform to an open-source protocol that allows for more transparency.

Former Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin has also taken steps to purchase TikTok.

Shortly after Congress passed the ban, Mnuchin told CNBC he had started creating an investor group that would purchase the popular social media company. He offered no details about who may be in the group or about TikTok's possible valuation.

When Mnuchin was Treasury secretary, he helped the Trump administration broker a deal in 2020 that would have had U.S. corporations Oracle and Walmart take a large stake in TikTok on national security grounds.

Several other names have been floated as possible buyers β€” Tesla CEO Elon Musk, Jimmy Donaldson ( MrBeast), who recently posted on social media about possibly pulling off such a deal, and former Blizzard-Activision CEO Bobby Kotick. Whether these buyers are serious and actively assembling a bid for the company, however, is not clear.

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So I can personally weigh in on this. I reverse-engineered the app, and feel confident in stating that I have a very strong understanding for how the app operates (or at least operated as of a few months ago).

TikTok is a data collection service that is thinly-veiled as a social network. If there is an API to get information on you, your contacts, or your device... well, they're using it.

-Phone hardware (cpu type, number of course, hardware ids, screen dimensions, dpi, memory usage, disk space, etc)

-Other apps you have installed (I've even seen some I've deleted show up in their analytics payload - maybe using as cached value?)

-Everything network-related (ip, local ip, router mac, your mac, wifi access point name)

-Whether or not you're rooted/jailbroken

-Some variants of the app had GPS pinging enabled at the time, roughly once every 30 seconds - this is enabled by default if you ever location-tag a post IIRC

-They set up a local proxy server on your device for "transcoding media", but that can be abused very easily as it has zero authentication

-The scariest part of all of this is that much of the logging they're doing is remotely configurable, and unless you reverse every single one of their native libraries (have fun reading all of that assembly, assuming you can get past their customized fork of OLLVM!!!) and manually inspect every single obfuscated function. They have several different protections in place to prevent you from reversing or debugging the app as well. App behavior changes slightly if they know you're trying to figure out what they're doing. There's also a few snippets of code on the Android version that allows for the downloading of a remote zip file, unzipping it, and executing said binary. There is zero reason a mobile app would need this functionality legitimately.

On top of all of the above, they weren't even using HTTPS for the longest time. They leaked users' email addresses in their HTTP REST API, as well as their secondary emails used for password resets. Don't forget about users' real names and birthdays, too. It was allllll publicly viewable a few months ago if you MITM'd the application.

They provide users with a taste of "virality" to entice them to stay on the platform. Your first TikTok post will likely garner quite a bit of likes, regardless of how good it is

This isn't even the reason for the ban, lol though. The ban is because it can warp the most r-slurred young minds with the algorithm. Like start showing more US is Evil videos during a critical time or more protest content. China swears up and down that this doesn't happen but I'm willing to bet it's bullshit

China would never allow us to do that, fwiw

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No :marseysal: option?


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Option 4, babe.

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What does the proposed law say, is it explicit that it has to be sold to a US company?

Otherwise its gonna be sold to ping pong grory to moa unlimited, a 2 week old company based in some shithole island nation, owned by ching fong Johnston whose every online presence also started two weeks ago.

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Says no gooks, chinks, nips, or any adjacent sub species.

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Herro my name american jonny. Me american who arrways rive in america. Me never heard of china country. First time me hear about it. Me am new ceo of smarr company tiktok. Because me american.

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where is the "nothing changes and it wont get banned" option???

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Option 4, babe.

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I would add a bet that it could be sold to another non-US company

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Yay now I can hedge

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Is this by Sunday or at any point in the future?

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If it looks like they're making moves to sell it, I'll give 'em some time.

If the make an announcement that they refuse to sell, I'll resolve on Sunday.

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Hopefully it will be sold and rebranded as PeepeePeepee

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I mean DickCock

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i think you mean peepeepeepee

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I liked the first one better.

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I think you mean ItFitsPeepee

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Someone please coin me I bet it all on the NFL :marseygiveup:

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i tried to gift you a coin but it wouldn't let me :hmph:

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It worked on me. How many simps does this neighbor haveπŸ€”

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:marseyshy3:

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200 sheckelrinos coming at you.

Invest wisely

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Thank you, you know I will :marseyclueless:

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:#marseyluckycat: :marseygamblingpat: :!#marseyluckycat:

Remember me when you make it big

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Thank you :marseyheart:

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:marseypsycho: I WISH

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I will be messaging you on 18.01.2025, 16:33 UTC to remind you of this post

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close the toktik

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@EliteBuckBreaker wish they do

No trans lives matter

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What if it isn't banned or sold?

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Apparently thats option 4 somehow

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Unnecessary and uncalled for ping :marseydownvotemad: two more strikes and you're getting blocked + megadownmarseyd buddy, don't test your luck

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Selling would involve them handing over their source code which undoubtedly be riddled with Chinese spyware. That's why I'm betting that TikTok will be killed.


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