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Come see this weird gigahouse :hysterical:

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I would NEVER want to live in a place called "Devils Three Jump Road" sounds cursed

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lol.... it longgg

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it got solar array

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it got teepee array

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it got...

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PARTIALLY CONSTRUCTED EARTHSHIP!!!!

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:marseyhmmm: It looks like an earthship design, but do those even do well outside the desert? I would like living in one in yhe desert, but would they get moldy in Virginia? I have no idea.

It got lighting (?)

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I don't like looking at real estate pictures ever since the invention of 3d rendered furnature in the listings. :marseyfluffyannoyed:

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I also hate the style with the wiggles, the arches, and the bright mauve color everywhere :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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The only people I've seen with houses like this have family living with them and basically just turn one side of the house into it's own mini house

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Is that a peepee shaped pool?

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I'm pretty sure an AI became sentient and massacred an Injun tribe and was cursed to build their spirits a home.

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I hate the overuse of wide angle lenses


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:marseystanleycup: No no, really, every room in this 900 sq. ft. apartment really is cavernous to the point where all the furniture looks like it's for toddlers. That's why I wrote "SOOO SPACIOUS!!" in the listing. Can I book you for a tour?

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God I hate mcmansions.

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That's a genuine mansion, not a mcmansion

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jelly

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peamnut butter

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Innawoods brick mansion with a pool and teepees so you can play Cowboys and Indians

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The realtor edits give "Demented Middle Aged Swinger" vibes to the house

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What the frick is a "quirky boob light"?

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How would you describe those lights?

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Onion lights, maybe? I think my parents have one of those, but a big wide one and on the ceiling.

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lol your mom has a single giant breast

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