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Trump had excellent taste in merch, I will give him that.

A lot of what people called 'grift' was just 'merch' and the more cynical the better. An NFT is hilarious.

That guitar was brilliant. Perfect boomer bait.

ON BASIS OF HIS AGE ALONE

HE IS DISQUALIFIED

IMPEACHMENT

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>IMPEACHMENT

I can't be bothered looking up the etymology of this word, so I'm just going to assume it's from Ancient Greek and it originally meant that when you were dismissed in disgrace from your post as leader, you were tied up, belly downwards, in a garden, and had a peach seed shoved up your arse. Then you were fed a special diet of foods that, when they made their way through your digestive system and reached the peach seed, they would nourish it with the nutrients needed for it to take root. Eventually you would either end up succumbing to the elements, or die from massive trauma as peach tree roots made their way through your body.

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I thought it meant shoving a bunch of peaches up someone's butt.

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