emoji-award-marseywholesome

New year confession thread! I'll start:

I may or may not have staged the drama with consumeproduct by dming then on .win

47
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You need that add in the friggin priest or it's not a real confession thread

![](/i/l.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Honestly, I don't think I hate women, I just like making fun of them. I def hate rightoids way more.

In many ways my anti-foid views are a relic of my political awakening at like 22 or 23. My first ever feeling of political disgust was reading a UN report that kept saying "women and children" to inflate the foid numbers.

That was my first exposure to femtardism, and I became a rabid anti-feminist for a number of years

Snapshots:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sentiment as usual.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The quarantine (plus some bad stuff that happened during it) somewhat broke my brain

I don't think I'm gonna make it bros :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy::marseytrollcrazy::marseytrollcrazy:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You're going to make it bro

:marseypat:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseycope:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hey now, turn that cope into hope. It's a new year and a new you!

:marseyhope:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Embrace it, if you're probably gunna keep yourself safe in the near future you can do whatever you want now with no consequences

:marseywholesome:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

ngmi

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I sometimes edit my comments and make it look like I said something different than I originally posted. People know I'm good at doing this but they sometimes expect too much from me.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Proof?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You can just skim my comment history, you'll find loads of edited comments. I also often wear covid masks like those r-slurs you see on reddit r/pics when trying to look sexy for the ladies. It can be counterproductive though.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Like the chin and everything?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah, chin diaper. If I can say anything to redeem myself it's I've met kaytlin jenner in person and believe me when I say she passes.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I.... I can't.

Brucey boy is masculinity defined.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Like when wearing a maid outfit?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Uh... sure.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseytrans2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Counterproductive how?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've caught covid like 5 times already.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If you're gonna humble brag you better put up.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah it reads like a flex but I can't stop editing :marseydepressed:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Looking aesthetic sucks because people expect you to be some kind of fricking superman in terms of abilities.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I have never had s*x (shocker!)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

we know

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyshook: HOW?!?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyseethe:

![](/i/l.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseypearlclutch: :#marseynoyou:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

green theme

:marseyneat:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dark mode + green is literally the only usable theme

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Gramps has been grooming me for months and I just now have the strength to come out

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This Lil neighbor here emailed me a pic of his 6'7 post Malone looking butt. Begged me to let him send it even.

Then the frick gets all whiny cause I won't send one back.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Zoomers will never understand the paranoid opsec of Boomers instilled in us back when people had a sense of shame and respected their own privacy

:marseyboomer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

![](/i/l.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

post it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

![](/i/l.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I want to believe

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't care if you believe only if you obey

![](/i/l.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I own a Nintendo Switch and a selection of amiibos.

I've quit my job in a style that r/antiwork would be proud of.

In two weeks I'll be getting a new pupper and will post pictures of it to Reddit.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Type of dog?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Great Dane.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lul I got mine December 22nd of last year.

Well shit it's 2022. I mean December 22nd 2020.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Get pet insurance Great Danes are know you have a lot of leg and hip problems and remember trans lives matter.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They die from tummy torsion a lot too. Literal heartbreak breed.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Had a Shepard die of stomach torsion, she knew that trans lives mattered, came out of nowhere. Heart breaking.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah we are debating on whether to get mines stomach tacked but there's a big chance that that can kill her too. Same with even getting her spayed.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Why post to reddit when you could be posting to your real friends at rdrama

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Remember that user that would sperg out to @Landlord_Messiah about walking everywhere and being short called @Irememberstuff?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah that was me. I did it for shits and giggles and it kept getting posted on r/drama so I kept it up to hopefully bring everyone here.

I sculpted a ton of llm's background and history for him by manipulating and leading a false narrative to you all.

I'm sort of like the sponsor who rehabilitated a once great person back into the powerhouse they once were.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It speaks very highly of @Dramamine's character that he saw and never told anyone. Hes a good and loyal dude.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseypearlclutch:

![](/i/l.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yup. Funny thing is if you all remember the initial link @Irememberstuff used to show our Lil Boston bean walked everywhere it literally linked to my account on reddit. I mean I left clues.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

But he’s still short right? RIGHT?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Since I personally think hes not fully grown yet I'd say odds are yes.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

He's mentally short for sure.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm such a fricking schizoid that the mere idea of being in a relationship makes me have a panic attack

Looks like it's wizard powers for me dramatards...

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Relationships are overrated. Dont let society dictate your desires and how to achieve happiness.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lol you wish you were schizoid (sounds based & sigma), that's avoidant

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I hate everything about my :tayhmm: existence.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

One of my greatest regrets is that I never downloaded videos from a YouTube channel called β€œpolitics suck enough is enough,” and the channel was deleted. It was a small channel about a guy with Alzheimer’s living in the Dominican Republic and giving his views on different topics. His views would differ every video but they were always hilarious

I have never laughed as hard as I did watching that channel, and I would give a lot to get the videos back

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I loved that channel, shame to hear it's gone. Those fricking paintings on his walls and ceiling were hilarious.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I’ll never forget the house tour video where he had a painting of himself as Jesus with the giant pink (I think it was pink) dildo attached. I never noticed the dildo before, but it caught my eye every video afterwards.

The house tour video was also one of the only ones where the YT thumbnail wasn’t him on his bed

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I honestly prefer annoying dramanauts to regular people.

At least they signed up for it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This is why we love you despite your flaws πŸ’. Let this year be a year of forgiveness, and of loving eachother despite our differences. Amen!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

most annoying beatles song after hello goodbye

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm white... :marseydepressed:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I made a fake account here pretending to be an AHS mod and DM'ed the admins asking them to delete all posts of Bardfin.

Manlet messiah got scared and deleted a bait thread he made about Bardfinn.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

LLM became such a kitty after he took the mop

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I feel like a gigantic piece of shit for lying to my gf for so long. Spent new years with her family, and I think we'll be alright in the long run but this pointless lie for so long has reminded me why I despise lying. Gonna resume and potentially finish my degree this year, if only to make what I said accurate.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I am jewish by trade

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've never drank a whole glass of any alchoholic beverage in my entire life.

Not because I'm not allowed to or have any objections to it, mind you, but because my tastes never grew past what they were when I was 12 and I think that stuff tastes yucky.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Not that you should become an alcoholic but if you want to see what all the fuss is about, you can buy premixed drinks that have 0 alcohol taste, you could even add soda/juice to them and dilute them even more.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

just mix booze with soda or something

trans lives matter

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I know who I Fricked Marsey is

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dm me lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I like to play stupid online to entertain people and I am a functional alcoholic.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I had s*x with 2 bio-foids before I finally found bussy.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I have seen and done some incredibly fricked up shit in the past few days and am beyond physically broken. I am much, much less okay than I present myself to the world.

The only person who really knows is my woman, because she’s the only person who would get it. I called her and woke her and she didn’t mind. We’re apart for work. It’s rough.

My life sucks.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Just bury the body and drink the memory away.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I occasionally pay a Russian/Ukrainian/Polish woman for a jobber through an agency. They’re all illegal immigrants. I don’t consider it human trafficking because they are Slavs and are just doing the cultural and traditional job of their peoples.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I fricked some Czech hoe and legit couldnt c*m. I fricking left halfway through and now im permanently offput from straggotry. I swear to Allah this is a divine punishment from Allah for jannying this shithole.

Also I gained 10 kilos over Christmas. This happens every year btw and it always starts with fricking October.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

FAT

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yes unironically. Went from 77 in Summer to around 90 now. This is what loosing your job and picking up the bottle does to a MFer. It didnt help that my Gym subscription ran out and I only renewed it starting January 2022. So today.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Darn 90? Whats ur bmi lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Like ~25 now I think?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Had to bust out a calculator but i reverse engineered your height. You are ((3Γ—sqrt10)/5) meters tall

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How is this more interesting to you than me failing to nut into a foud anyway.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Kelly.... we all saw your partial face reveal from when you trolled the antiwork tards. You look about as straight as a palm tree in a typhoon

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I’m a wizard.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Prove it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself: I commissioned these

:marseykfc:

I suggested this one

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Nice. I commissioned

:marseymommy: :marseycuck: :marseybruh: :marseydrama: and :marseycarp2: but go off i guess

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.