Late Stage Copium on /r/somethingiswrong2024. Biden announces his coup plans (codeword: Saturday). Trump removes TVs from the National Mall so people don't see his FAKE Inauguration where he knows true American Patriots are in control ready to arrest him. Will Trump's inauguration committee pull of a double steal and replace Trump with their favored candidate? All probable.

Barry Obama waiting in the bushes outside Trump's inauguration so he can jump out and yell surprise and he's got like big butt cake and a boom box that's playing rap music and then he starts breaking dancing to some 90s jive beats and trump does his little 2 step dance and all the homeys are like oooooooooohhhhhhhh and then hill dawg rolls up for a drive by and she rolls down the window and moons them and lets out a giant gas blast but AOC jumps up from the sewer like a ninja turtle and flips upside down midflight to fire out a megabomb stank fart and then I'm standing right in between the 2 rippers when they collide and like the smell is so rancid my eye start watering but Elon musks robot grabs me and pulls me into a cybertruck and we get away but then Joe Biden starts chasing after us in his IROC-Z so we hide in a bar where we find James woods living and he's kinda happy that trump won but kinda sad cause his house burned down and then he sees the village people getting all ready to sing but eminem tries to stop them by rapping so fast that a whirlwind takes them away but then Biden dark Biden blasts the whirlwind and they land and start signing macho macho man and the Joe Rogan was the native American village person and he starts flexing and smoking a joint but Dave Chappelle steals the joint and smokes it all in one pull and that makes mark Zuckerberg get mad cause he didn't get a pull so he starts doing push ups to cope and that's the first 10 minutes of this crazy year that's about to start.