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It's official Middle Eastern folks (including Israel) ain't white anymore. Census bureau created new class

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She is ruler of her fate and she is the one that chooses her race :marseykneel:

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Gosh she is badass like a true Afro American woman, you can sense the spirit of ice cube in her

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Tales from my old boomer-time website: This Algerian girl comes in. Almost immediately, the first thing she throws out as small talk is "Actually not everyone in Africa is black. I'm Algerian so I'm not black." And we're all like... okay good for you :marseyshrug:

She proceeds to make the worst possible attempt to seduce me. I mean comically bad. :marseyno:

Anyway, the lesson you should get from this is: Not everyone in Africa is black.

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>an Algerian girl wanted me so bad but I'm saving myself for my waifu

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Seriously, this was bad. The conversation was like:

  • Her: Do you want to see a picture of me?

  • Me: No. No I don't

  • Her: Oops, I accidentally sent the picture already!

I wasn't dealing with Mata Hari here.

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>Me: No. No I don't.

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It's like you're actively trying not to propagate your family line

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She had already told me she was 19 so there's two scenarios here:

  • She's actually 19. Sorry, not interested. You're way too young. And you're scamming me.

  • She's actually lying and she's 40. Sorry, not interested. I'd hit any 40-year old woman in Algeria. But you're scamming me.

The bizarre thing is how much effort she made to find our obscure website, get into "the dungeon" (you'd know what that means if you're cool), figure out that there's male user online and it's me...

...and this is the best she came up with. I mean come on foids. I ain't no fricking rubix cube. If you can't get me to the "omg I want to marry her but I can't propose so quick" stage in 3 hours, you have no game.

She sent me the picture and I was like "oh". It was a picture of some probably Algerian girl.

She never came back again.

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The bizarre thing is how much effort she made to find our obscure website, get into "the dungeon" (you'd know what that means if you're cool), figure out that there's male user online and it's me...

lol stop pretending that was really an algerian or a foid, old man

it's some jungle asian who was kidnapped by chinese slavers and trafficked to myanmar. he hits on lonely white men all day. if you don't fall in love with him, they'll beat him to death and chuck his corpse in the nearest river.

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2D is love, justice and loyalty

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>TFW no Jew to tell me all central Asian Khazars aren't actually mongoloid phenotype

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Asian girl giving me an compliment: Omg you absolutely don't look black

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Algerian women are the indian men of women

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Preparing to round them up.

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@Aevann thoughts?

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Maybe because they do have very little to do with Black or whatever that means from a Burger POV (75% Senegambian/ 25% British Isles)

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Are you scared of Trump's impending invasion of Mexico?

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Not really no

(Maybe a little concerned that I get called back to active duty for the USMC to go sit and be a liaison/LNO or some shit, now that you mention it.)

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But Asians are still considered White, yes?

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I believe there is category Asian but it doesn't differentiate between Arian and chans

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These sort of r-slurred :marseyretard4: skits is how millions of Americans :marseyamericanpearlclutch: get ALL their news btw

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Yeah, I didn't click on it. Why would I take the word of some dancing r-slur?

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this is a wonderful and very progressive thing until someone shares updated per capita terrorism stats on social media ten years from now and libs pass a law making them white again :marseynooticeglow:

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Arabs aren't white

I mean look at them, they're brown?

If they're brown without a tan, what logic would you even use to claim they're white?

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People from the Levant can be pretty pale.

Current president of Iraq

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Current King of Jordan

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Prime Minister of Lebanon

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One of these is half-bong, If you want to play a guessing game.

Who is the secret Anglo

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!nooticers, can you spot the half Bong? :marseysquint:

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Normally I would go off of whose teeth are the most jacked up but then again I could see how superior Arab genes could overcome the subhuman britbong DNA.

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Well only 1 is showing their teeth which makes it a bit harder and brings us down to two. I'm going with beady eyed balled man, looks very british to me.

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this is the whitest guy in the world, tbh

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Asking to be on Star Trek is pretty :marseymayo: behavior.

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!nooticers, it was the Jordanian.

I voted Lebanon. :marseyrain:

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Is it all three?


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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Nope, just one.

All three are Muslims too. With the half-Brit also being a descendant of Muhammad.

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Is it cause all the brown ones exploded for virgins or got killed by a drone strike or Israel?

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So which one is the half-Bong, sweaty?

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Some people got it

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zoz

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Posting old people is cheating :marseyindignant:

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From all of the racial terms burgers make up "brown people" has to be most r-slurred because it's not even about a specific continent, it can mean literally anything. Levantines and Southern Euros are very similar, Saudis have a darker skin tone and some are even black. There are too many different ethnicities in the Middle East to label them all as "le brown people".

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For real. Plus a lot of people they call 'brown' have always self described as 'olive' which is much more accurate and less stupid.

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They also use brown for injun, Latinx, jeet, Arab which makes even more meaningless.

Is like calling a pale Korean "white".

Plus a lot of people they call 'brown' have always self described as 'olive' which is much more accurate and less stupid.

I find it even worse when libs use the term. "So you wanna bomb brown people?" Or "you hate Mexicans because they're brown" as if Mexicans and other Latinx didn't come in different shades and ethnicities. At least terms like sandBIPOC and beaner acknowledge a specific region or country lol.

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Levantine and Nafri neighbors can be pretty much as white as Southern Europeans.

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Middle Eastern people were considered white for the longest time because Jesus was middle eastern and Anglos didn't want to consider Jesus any other race.

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It is pretty obvious. Arabs can be racist, therefore they can only be white, because only whites can be racist. :taysmart:

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Smartest argument

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:#marseydisintegrate: :#marseydisintegrate: :#marseydisintegrate:

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that seems like a more logical solution than changing the little text on their papers to white from mongoloid. is there a good reason to not write mena as a race?

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!SD Marsey sandBIPOC

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Marsey sandnigger
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Isn't it awful that they're losing privilege

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It's a good thing. Split off desi from "asian" next please.

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I'm taking a few minutes out of my busy schedule to explain something to you miserable meth-addicts:

I'm not here randomly. I'm here because you're scum, you're sick, and you have an astonishingly inflated sense of your own "aw shucks deep down we're good guys" bullshit.

You're not good guys. There's no valor or coolness here. You're sick, in the body and the brain, and the way you express yourselves is disgusting and damaging to society.

Other people's sickness or injury that you point to does not change this fact. Finding flaws in other people doesn't make your gaping wound horror-show life any less raw, painful, and pathetic.

You won't succeed in insulting me away, and I couldn't possibly give a frick if you get tired of me, like me, want me around, or enjoy my content. Your insults are tired and repetitive because really, every single one of you is a piece of shit who has nothing in your life except cycles of self-loathing and excess.

You're worth nothing, and you get excited at the thought that a mass murderer gave you attention or notoriety. You're evil pieces of shit.

I'm here to show your audience that you don't have the secret of anything, not even the secret of true insults, or expert bullying. Your shitty discourse is philosophically bankrupt and your theory of mind is wrong and a few hundred years old.

Respond however you want, and I'll be back later to laugh about how once again, the angry impotent hate-ragers you all enjoy are not only sad, but ruining your life, when all you really need to do is take a shower and clean your room.

Just think about how many of you actually killed yourself and just stopped posting, while everyone else failed to notice or were simply glad you disappeared. I hope it's you next. You're all a worthless drain on society.

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Not all MENA are turdskins like this living soyjack

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Somehow being a Burger made xim 300 times more straggy

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