I'm loving rdrama.net but we have a serious lack of pathetic losers to make fun of here. Look, bullying @Landlord_Messiah for his dwarfism is fun and all, but it's nothing compared to the crack-like dopamine rush I get from putting Pizza in his place. Life just isn't the same without making Pizza wish he was never born.
Maybe he's posting under a different handle, but if not then somebody had better hogtie that lanky, miserable, self-righteous FRICKING nerd and drag him over to this website before I switch to my Tedposting alt and write some SERIOUS longposts.
I'm full of sneed, rage, and Adderall, and I promise it will NOT be pretty if I don't find someone to unleash it all upon. Now where the FRICK is that commie nerd?
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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